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Appearances

If Election Dysfunction Persists – Call…US

October 20, 7:30 PM, The Westin Washigton, DC City Center Hotel.
Laughter IS the best medicine…after medicine.
Come laugh & sing all for a $20 co-pay.

Appearances

Election Special: Planet Washington Show!


“BELIEVE” – THE BOOK OF ROMNEY!

“FORWARD” – BARACK OBAMA SUPERSTAR!

“JUST GO AWAY” – AMERICA

 

Planet Washington will present a special show of wicked funny and musical spoofs of the elections, the candidates, and all the fun, fudge, and gridlock that is Washington – in the weekend between the two presidential debates:

Our Triumphant Return to DC: At our old haunt The Westin, formerly the Vista International, made infamous in 1990 when DC Mayor Marion Barry was videotaped smoking a small pipe in Room 727 (apparently a non-smoking room) and was escorted out by FBI agents who just happened to be next door (There’s always a cop around when you DON’T need one. ) (“At the Vista with the Sista” is Stop #12 on The Planet Washington Irreverent Tour )

Last time we performed at The Westin our friend and mentor Mark Russell, Dean of DC political satirists, dropped in to share a few of his arrows which were as always right on target!
Mark just turned 80 in August and is still the Jedi Master of musical political parody!

Congressman Bud Noir Mitt Romney

Sarah Palin for VP: 2012-2013

As news of Candidate Romney’s 2012 GOP Convention speakers leaks out, on behalf of the Brotherhood and Sisterhood of Political Humorists, Local 102, we petition Governor Romney to LET SARAH SPEAK.

Sarah Palin for VP 2012-2013

Videos

Mitt: Miss Me Yet?

LIVE PERFORMANCE!!! Planet Washington’s Ken Rynne does it again. Wicked funny parody ‘honoring’ the GOP’s likely nominee for Prez, that dog-loving, wealth-creating, prep school prankster Mitt Romney to the tune of “That’s Amore.” (“When the moon hits your eye — so you offer to BUY!” That’s Mitt Romney!”) Former Hill aide and lawyer Ken Rynne ‘splains DC in hilarious – often true – stories and wicked funny songs. Like Jon Stewart’s Daily Show…with great music and Hill experience.

That’s Mitt Romney   Parody of That’s Amore By Ken Rynne

In politics where gold is king/
When boy meets nomination here’s what they sing:/

When the Moon hits your eye / so you offer to BUY! /That’s Mitt Romney
When your eyes always shine / though you never drink wine /That’s Mitt Romney

Cash box rings / ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling/ he “Bain of Your Existence”
Positions ‘Steep,’ / tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay/ With Tea Party assistance.

When you’ve more than one house/ and a stay at home spouse/ That’s Mitt Romney.When some income they miss/ cause your banker is Swiss/ You’re in dough.

When you’re biggest “quote” goof, is a dog on the roof?!?!?!?!/ well excuuuuuse me!!! Come November, next fall/ Who’d ‘outsource’ Democrats all?/ That’s Mitt Romney!

Romney / Exxon 2012 – Hey, Corporations Are People Too!

Parodies

OBAMA 2012 Proposes Campaign Donations In Lieu of Wedding Gifts! Change We Can Live Without!


For a campaign known for innovation and a candidate known for popularity with women, the OBAMA 2012 Campaign sounded an odd note this week by proposing as one fundraising idea, that brides and grooms-to-be suggest that wedding guests offer campaign contributions in lieu of gifts. What a great way to start wedded bliss! Our first fight!

We will gladly publish reactions of brides and grooms in this space – if printable!

We can only assume this idea was suggested by Divorce Lawyers for Obama/Biden. Or Mitt Romney.

when news breaks, we fix it!

Funny Stuff Mitt Romney Parody

The 1% Solution: That’s Mitt Romney!


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That’s Mitt Romney
Parody of That’s Amore
By Ken Rynne

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In politics where gold is king/
When boy meets nomination here’s what they sing:/

$ $ $

When the Moon hits your eye / so you offer to BUY!
That’s Mitt Romney
When your eyes always shine / though you never drink wine
That’s Mitt Romney

Cash box rings / ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
The “Bain of Your Existence”
Positions ‘Steep,’ / tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
With Tea Party assistance.

When you’ve more than one house
and a stay at home spouse
That’s Mitt Romney.

When some income they miss
cause your banker is Swiss
You’re in dough.

When you’re biggest “quote” goof,
is a dog on the roof (?!)
well excuuuuuse me!!!

Come November, next fall
Who’d ‘outsource’ Democrats all?
That’s Mitt Romney!

Romney / Exxon 2012 – Corporations Are People Too!

Mitt Romney Parodies

The 1% Solution: That's Mitt Romney!


$ $ $

That’s Mitt Romney
Parody of That’s Amore
By Ken Rynne

$ $ $

In politics where gold is king/
When boy meets nomination here’s what they sing:/

$ $ $

When the Moon hits your eye / so you offer to BUY!
That’s Mitt Romney
When your eyes always shine / though you never drink wine
That’s Mitt Romney

Cash box rings / ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
The “Bain of Your Existence”
Positions ‘Steep,’ / tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
With Tea Party assistance.

When you’ve more than one house
and a stay at home spouse
That’s Mitt Romney.

When some income they miss
cause your banker is Swiss
You’re in dough.

When you’re biggest “quote” goof,
is a dog on the roof (?!)
well excuuuuuse me!!!

Come November, next fall
Who’d ‘outsource’ Democrats all?
That’s Mitt Romney!

Romney / Exxon 2012 – Corporations Are People Too!

Parodies

Shake After Primary: The All-New Mitt Romney For Fall 2012!

(April 25) – An NPR radio story reported that with his 5 primary wins this week, Mitt Romney has clinched the GOP nomination and (with not even a hint of irony) will now ‘redefine’ himself for the electorate.

As another automotive industry man, W’s Chief-of-Staff Andy Card, once said, you don’t roll out the new product until the fall.

Or as Etch A Sketch fans might say, Shake after Primary.

Parodies

And Then There Were 2 – Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign: Vows to Rise Again In 3 Days

Breaking News Alert
SANTORUM SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN:
VOWS TO RISE AGAIN IN THREE DAYS!!!

Santorum Suspends His Campaign, 2 Disciples Say

… Rick Santorum the Blessed is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination on Tuesday, according to two disciples with knowledge of his plans.

Mr. Santorum is due to make the announcement near his birthplace Bethlehem, PA. He attend a wedding last night where he turned wine into water, and made one blind man lame by several accounts. Rumors of a relationship with Mary Magdalene, a supporter, were discounted by campaign disciples. Insiders suggest that He expected to be crucified at the polls.

The decision abruptly ends his quest for the Republican presidential nomination after weeks in which his campaign struggled to compete with Mitt Romney Inc’s well-financed, highly-organized campBain corporation.

Parodies

EXCLUSIVE: ROMNEY NAMES RUNNING MATE