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Obama Wines & Dines GOP Senators (But will he get lucky?) Vietnam POW McCain Defends Jane Fonda! Can You Feel The LOvE ?

(Planet Washington) – When News Breaks, We Fix It. The President has launched a charm offensive with the help of McCain Amigo Lindsay Graham taking no fewer than 11 GOP Senators to dinner at DC’s posh Jefferson Hotel. Will POTUS score? On the first date – unlikely.

Meanwhile, as Rand Paul did his best Jimmy Stewart imitation filibustering the CIA Director’s nomination on the Senate floor for over 10 hours, he invoked the image of Vietnam war protestor and bete noir of Vietnam vets Jane Fonda — which brought none other than uber vet and POW John McCain to the floor TO DEFEND FONDA! It’s Madness! March Madness!

Will All This LOvE Change Gotham, er, Washington?

Saturday night, Planet Washington celebrates this madness with a special parody of — Can You Feel The LOvE Tonight? Planet Washington with Ken Rynne Live! The Westin, 1400 M St NW DC 20005 (2d Floor Fireplace Lounge). Ninety minutes of fun, wicked funny parodies, music, and more. $20

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Obama Wines & Dines GOP Senators (But will he get lucky?) Vietnam POW McCain Defends Jane Fonda! Can You Feel The LOvE ?

(Planet Washington) – When News Breaks, We Fix It. The President has launched a charm offensive with the help of McCain Amigo Lindsay Graham taking no fewer than 11 GOP Senators to dinner at DC’s posh Jefferson Hotel. Will POTUS score? On the first date – unlikely.

Meanwhile, as Rand Paul did his best Jimmy Stewart imitation filibustering the CIA Director’s nomination on the Senate floor for over 10 hours, he invoked the image of Vietnam war protestor and bete noir of Vietnam vets Jane Fonda — which brought none other than uber vet and POW John McCain to the floor TO DEFEND FONDA! It’s Madness! March Madness!

Will All This LOvE Change Gotham, er, Washington?

Saturday night, Planet Washington celebrates this madness with a special parody of — Can You Feel The LOvE Tonight?  The song from the Lyin’ King.

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And Then There Were 2 – Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign: Vows to Rise Again In 3 Days

Breaking News Alert
SANTORUM SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN:
VOWS TO RISE AGAIN IN THREE DAYS!!!

Santorum Suspends His Campaign, 2 Disciples Say

… Rick Santorum the Blessed is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination on Tuesday, according to two disciples with knowledge of his plans.

Mr. Santorum is due to make the announcement near his birthplace Bethlehem, PA. He attend a wedding last night where he turned wine into water, and made one blind man lame by several accounts. Rumors of a relationship with Mary Magdalene, a supporter, were discounted by campaign disciples. Insiders suggest that He expected to be crucified at the polls.

The decision abruptly ends his quest for the Republican presidential nomination after weeks in which his campaign struggled to compete with Mitt Romney Inc’s well-financed, highly-organized campBain corporation.