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Gingrich, Romney Campaigns Trade ‘Valentines’

Happy Valentine’s Day Taxpayers!
FROM Cam-PAIN 2012:  Of all days – Valentine’s Day - the negative campaigning has reached an all-time low.  On this sacred day when we are called to express our true affection, deep appreciation, and pure love as we gaze into our beloved’s eyes, Gingrich workers made this impossible by stealing all the mirrors from Mitt Romney’s hotel room!
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Later, things escalated as Romney workers caused mass confusion at Gingrich campaign headquarters tying up the phones for hours with calls from hundreds of women identifying themselves only as ” Mrs Gingrich” ———————
Here on Planet Washington Valentines Day is very inclusive
- all are celebrated here!
we have men who love women
we have men who love men
and then we have men who love no one at all
these men we call lawyers.
Happy V Day to you all – unless you have other plans!
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And Washington’s Mayflower Hotel is commemmorating the fourth anniversary of  Eliot Spitzer’s Valentine’s Eve sojourn there with a woman not his wife.  That’s right, for just $3,000,
you get to stay in Suite 827 where Eliot & ‘Kristen’ ‘slept’ for 20 minutes
you get a press release announcing your resignation from your job to spend more time with the family,
and you get a talk show on cable.  
Socks are extra.
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 View our ‘tribute’ to Love Client #9 elsewhere on this site!
Ken Rynne on PBS’s 350 station network this Sunday on “Inside E Street” a co-production of MPT and AARP.  Check for listing in YOUR city, town, or hamlet.   http://insideestreet.sgewebdev.com/  If you are NOT listed there, isn’t this a good time to consider moving?  10 AM Channel 22 in DC.
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Gingrich, Romney Campaigns Trade 'Valentines'

Happy Valentine’s Day Taxpayers!
FROM Cam-PAIN 2012:  Of all days – Valentine’s Day - the negative campaigning has reached an all-time low.  On this sacred day when we are called to express our true affection, deep appreciation, and pure love as we gaze into our beloved’s eyes, Gingrich workers made this impossible by stealing all the mirrors from Mitt Romney’s hotel room!
 ———————–
Later, things escalated as Romney workers caused mass confusion at Gingrich campaign headquarters tying up the phones for hours with calls from hundreds of women identifying themselves only as ” Mrs Gingrich” ———————
Here on Planet Washington Valentines Day is very inclusive
- all are celebrated here!
we have men who love women
we have men who love men
and then we have men who love no one at all
these men we call lawyers.
Happy V Day to you all – unless you have other plans!
———————-
And Washington’s Mayflower Hotel is commemmorating the fourth anniversary of  Eliot Spitzer’s Valentine’s Eve sojourn there with a woman not his wife.  That’s right, for just $3,000,
you get to stay in Suite 827 where Eliot & ‘Kristen’ ‘slept’ for 20 minutes
you get a press release announcing your resignation from your job to spend more time with the family,
and you get a talk show on cable.
Socks are extra.
————————-
 View our ‘tribute’ to Love Client #9 elsewhere on this site!
Ken Rynne on PBS’s 350 station network this Sunday on “Inside E Street” a co-production of MPT and AARP.  Check for listing in YOUR city, town, or hamlet.   http://insideestreet.sgewebdev.com/  If you are NOT listed there, isn’t this a good time to consider moving?  10 AM Channel 22 in DC.
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TiVo-Worthy!!! Ken Rynne, Planet Washington on Emmy-nominated PBS Show, INSIDE E ST, Feb. 19!

Watch INSIDE E STREET with beautiful and talented host Lark McCarthy (left), Sunday Feb 19, 10 AM, MPT Channel 22 in DC and PBS’s 350-station network.

Ken Rynne is on PBS’s 350 station network this Sunday on “Inside E Street” a co-production of MPT and AARP.  Check for listing in YOUR city, town, or hamlet.   http://insideestreet.sgewebdev.com/  If you are NOT listed there, isn’t this a good time to consider moving?  10 AM Channel 22 in DC.

PBS’s Jay Lamonica recently  interviewed Ken Rynne at The Monocle Restaurant on Capitol Hill – about Ken’s ‘second career’ as a political humorist – and lessons learned from starting one’s own business.

Ken’s career evolution from lawyer, Hill staffer, lobbyist, banker to humorist (his “rags from riches” story) was recounted in the 2010 best selling ‘What’s Next? Follow Your Passion and Find Your Dream Job’ by  Kerry Hannon, Business Editor, US News & World Report (Chronicle Books 2010).

Inside E Street takes a non-partisan, civil look into issues critical to Americans, especially those north of 50. It’s your inside resource on financial and health issues.

Metro DC WATCH: SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 10 A.M.,MPT Channel 22

Check local PBS listings

An AARP/MPT production.

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Planet Washington @ White House Chronicle

News with a sense of humor.  White House Chronicle is a weekly news and public affairs program, airing nationwide on PBS, public access cable and commercial television channels. The program also airs on Sirius XM Satellite Radio. Its hosts are nationally syndicated columnist and author Llewellyn King and veteran journalist Linda Gasparello.

Planet Washington appeared on White House Chronicle during the George W. Bush Presidency: October 26, 2007 – which will explain our musical selection that day, The Great Decider.

Also on the show, our hosts, Llewellyn King and Linda Gasparello and guests: Julie Mason, The Houston Chronicle; George Wilson, XM Satellite Radio; Darren Gersh, Nightly Business Report.