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Obama Wines & Dines GOP Senators (But will he get lucky?) Vietnam POW McCain Defends Jane Fonda! Can You Feel The LOvE ?

(Planet Washington) – When News Breaks, We Fix It. The President has launched a charm offensive with the help of McCain Amigo Lindsay Graham taking no fewer than 11 GOP Senators to dinner at DC’s posh Jefferson Hotel. Will POTUS score? On the first date – unlikely.

Meanwhile, as Rand Paul did his best Jimmy Stewart imitation filibustering the CIA Director’s nomination on the Senate floor for over 10 hours, he invoked the image of Vietnam war protestor and bete noir of Vietnam vets Jane Fonda — which brought none other than uber vet and POW John McCain to the floor TO DEFEND FONDA! It’s Madness! March Madness!

Will All This LOvE Change Gotham, er, Washington?

Saturday night, Planet Washington celebrates this madness with a special parody of — Can You Feel The LOvE Tonight? Planet Washington with Ken Rynne Live! The Westin, 1400 M St NW DC 20005 (2d Floor Fireplace Lounge). Ninety minutes of fun, wicked funny parodies, music, and more. $20

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Obama Wines & Dines GOP Senators (But will he get lucky?) Vietnam POW McCain Defends Jane Fonda! Can You Feel The LOvE ?

(Planet Washington) – When News Breaks, We Fix It. The President has launched a charm offensive with the help of McCain Amigo Lindsay Graham taking no fewer than 11 GOP Senators to dinner at DC’s posh Jefferson Hotel. Will POTUS score? On the first date – unlikely.

Meanwhile, as Rand Paul did his best Jimmy Stewart imitation filibustering the CIA Director’s nomination on the Senate floor for over 10 hours, he invoked the image of Vietnam war protestor and bete noir of Vietnam vets Jane Fonda — which brought none other than uber vet and POW John McCain to the floor TO DEFEND FONDA! It’s Madness! March Madness!

Will All This LOvE Change Gotham, er, Washington?

Saturday night, Planet Washington celebrates this madness with a special parody of — Can You Feel The LOvE Tonight?  The song from the Lyin’ King.

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It Couldn't Get Worse Dept. Secret Service Scandal! Sarah Palin's Opinion (at last!)


Secret Service Carousing Overseas: Unprofessional.
Refusing to Pay Prevailing Wage For Services Rendered: Cheap.
Affording Sarah Palin More Airtime: UNFORGIVEABLE.

The longest 15 minutes on record…and who was her running mate again?

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It Couldn’t Get Worse Dept. Secret Service Scandal! Sarah Palin’s Opinion (at last!)


Secret Service Carousing Overseas: Unprofessional.
Refusing to Pay Prevailing Wage For Services Rendered: Cheap.
Affording Sarah Palin More Airtime: UNFORGIVEABLE.

The longest 15 minutes on record…and who was her running mate again?

Funny Stuff Parody Think Piece

Lipstick-Wearin’-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Lipstick-Wearin-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Back in ‘08 Republicans smirked that Barack Obama was “too inexperienced” to be president.

Then as we were leaving the Democratic National Convention, we watched in disbelief TV monitors at the Denver airport as John McCain announced his first presidential decision: his pick for VP.

You say “Maverick.” Some say “train wreck.” Well – he made our day!

Our favorite bumper sticker:
Sarah Palin for President 2012 – 2013.

Sarah Palin: “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.”

At Planet Washington, when news breaks, we fix it.

(Tune: From Mary Poppins. Superfragilisticexpialidocious)

Chorus:
LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
She Came Just In Time When JOHN MCCAIN’S Campaign Was Ailin’

A Small Town /Western Woman
WITH BIG TALK @ IMPALIN…

LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay…

1. MAVRICK NEEDED TO MAKE SURE / HIS BASE WAS STAYIN WITH HIM

HE COULDN’T PICK JOE LIEBERMAN / THE RIGHT WOULD NOT PERMIT HIM

WHEN HILLARY DID NOT GET PICKED / MCCAIN LOOKED AT SOME WOMEN

A PRO-LIFE. PRO-GUN. PRO-GRAMMABLE / WOMAN SHORTER THAN HIM
(HE PICKED) Chorus.

2. REPUBLICANS WERE LOOKIN / FOR A LEADER TO BELIEVE IN

OBAMA WAS TOO POPULAR / REPUBLICANS WERE GRIEVIN

THE ONE BY ONE MALE CANDIDATES / EXPLODED & WERE LEAVIN’

WHICH LEFT / ONE CHOICE / FOR 20-12 /ONE PERSON TO / BELIEVE IN

(YOU BETCHA) Chorus.

©2008 Ken Rynne
www.PlanetWashington.com
when news breaks, we fix it

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Lipstick-Wearin'-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Lipstick-Wearin-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Back in ‘08 Republicans smirked that Barack Obama was “too inexperienced” to be president.

Then as we were leaving the Democratic National Convention, we watched in disbelief TV monitors at the Denver airport as John McCain announced his first presidential decision: his pick for VP.

You say “Maverick.” Some say “train wreck.” Well – he made our day!

Our favorite bumper sticker:
Sarah Palin for President 2012 – 2013.

Sarah Palin: “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.”

At Planet Washington, when news breaks, we fix it.

(Tune: From Mary Poppins. Superfragilisticexpialidocious)

Chorus:
LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
She Came Just In Time When JOHN MCCAIN’S Campaign Was Ailin’

A Small Town /Western Woman
WITH BIG TALK @ IMPALIN…

LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay…

1. MAVRICK NEEDED TO MAKE SURE / HIS BASE WAS STAYIN WITH HIM

HE COULDN’T PICK JOE LIEBERMAN / THE RIGHT WOULD NOT PERMIT HIM

WHEN HILLARY DID NOT GET PICKED / MCCAIN LOOKED AT SOME WOMEN

A PRO-LIFE. PRO-GUN. PRO-GRAMMABLE / WOMAN SHORTER THAN HIM
(HE PICKED) Chorus.

2. REPUBLICANS WERE LOOKIN / FOR A LEADER TO BELIEVE IN

OBAMA WAS TOO POPULAR / REPUBLICANS WERE GRIEVIN

THE ONE BY ONE MALE CANDIDATES / EXPLODED & WERE LEAVIN’

WHICH LEFT / ONE CHOICE / FOR 20-12 /ONE PERSON TO / BELIEVE IN

(YOU BETCHA) Chorus.

©2008 Ken Rynne
www.PlanetWashington.com
when news breaks, we fix it