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Goodnight, Farewell, Get Out! From Planet Washington

LIVE PERFORMANCE!!! Planet Wshington’s Ken Rynne does it again! A wicked funny parody of Mel Brooks’ final song from the film The Producers! The former Hill aode and lawyer ‘splains DC with mirthful music and wicked funny parodies. Beat’s workin.

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DC's Newest Monument: The Great Philanderers

POLITICO Nails it! After a week in which the Senate Ethics Committee issued a report on Nevada Senator Ensign’s adultery and California Governor Schwartzaneger acknowledged his adultery, the latest in a long bipartisan line of men thinking with their ‘staffs.’

POLITICO’S graphic editorialist M. WUERKING of Wuerking Drawing, nailed it!

A new statue on the Capital Mall of a man signaling thumbs-up, all is well, with his head up his, ah, [hint: 3 across, where a proctologist works], on the Mall, with the names Clinton, Gingrich, Edwards, Spitzer, Ensign, Schwa- visible on the base. Caption: One tourist says to another: High Time Washington Built A Monument To It! M. WUERKING!  We @ PLANET WASHINGTON are inspired!

PlanetWashington.com when news breaks, we fix it

THE  GREAT PHILANDERER Parody of The Pretender © 2011 Ken Rynne

O YES, I’M THE GREAT PHILAND’RER,/ALL POWERFUL, YES, I’M DOING WELL, / I’M MARRIED, IT’S SICK, BUT I THINK WITH MY – ‘GUT’ /AND MY CRITICS CAN ALL GO TO HELL.

OH YES, I’M THE GREAT PHILAND’RER / ADRIFT IN A WORLD OF MY OWN,/ RULES DON’T APPLY YOU SEE /GEE IT’S GREAT TO BE ME / BUT SINGLE MOMS AND THEIR ‘CHOICE’  – WE CAN’’T CONDONE.

TOO REAL IS THIS FEELING OF MAKE-BELIEVE / TOO REAL WHAT I FEEL TIL, THE MEDIA REVEALS.

OH YES, I’M THE GREAT PHILAND’RER, / SOME SAY THAT MY POWER WILL CORRUPT/ BUT A STATUE YOU SEE / THEY’RE ERECTING TO ME / A BIPARTISAN MALE IN A RUT/ THUMBS-UP, WITH HIS HEAD UP HIS BUTT!

(THE ONLY MONUMENT WITH A LITTLE GIFT SHOP – ‘ON THE SIDE’ – hawking copies of celebrity Marriage Certificates. FOR “MARRIAGERS.” Today’s Special:  Gingrich’s 3  marriage certificates for the price of 1). Marriage = One Man + One Woman (at One Time).  iTunes: Duet Arnold Schwarzenegger & IMF’s Dominique Strauss-Kahn “Everybody ought to have a Maid,” from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.

Funny Stuff Parody

DC’s Newest Monument: The Great Philanderers

POLITICO Nails it! After a week in which the Senate Ethics Committee issued a report on Nevada Senator Ensign’s adultery and California Governor Schwartzaneger acknowledged his adultery, the latest in a long bipartisan line of men thinking with their ‘staffs.’

POLITICO’S graphic editorialist M. WUERKING of Wuerking Drawing, nailed it!

A new statue on the Capital Mall of a man signaling thumbs-up, all is well, with his head up his, ah, [hint: 3 across, where a proctologist works], on the Mall, with the names Clinton, Gingrich, Edwards, Spitzer, Ensign, Schwa- visible on the base. Caption: One tourist says to another: High Time Washington Built A Monument To It! M. WUERKING!  We @ PLANET WASHINGTON are inspired!

PlanetWashington.com when news breaks, we fix it

THE  GREAT PHILANDERER Parody of The Pretender © 2011 Ken Rynne

O YES, I’M THE GREAT PHILAND’RER,/ALL POWERFUL, YES, I’M DOING WELL, / I’M MARRIED, IT’S SICK, BUT I THINK WITH MY – ‘GUT’ /AND MY CRITICS CAN ALL GO TO HELL.

OH YES, I’M THE GREAT PHILAND’RER / ADRIFT IN A WORLD OF MY OWN,/ RULES DON’T APPLY YOU SEE /GEE IT’S GREAT TO BE ME / BUT SINGLE MOMS AND THEIR ‘CHOICE’  – WE CAN’’T CONDONE.

TOO REAL IS THIS FEELING OF MAKE-BELIEVE / TOO REAL WHAT I FEEL TIL, THE MEDIA REVEALS.

OH YES, I’M THE GREAT PHILAND’RER, / SOME SAY THAT MY POWER WILL CORRUPT/ BUT A STATUE YOU SEE / THEY’RE ERECTING TO ME / A BIPARTISAN MALE IN A RUT/ THUMBS-UP, WITH HIS HEAD UP HIS BUTT!

(THE ONLY MONUMENT WITH A LITTLE GIFT SHOP – ‘ON THE SIDE’ – hawking copies of celebrity Marriage Certificates. FOR “MARRIAGERS.” Today’s Special:  Gingrich’s 3  marriage certificates for the price of 1). Marriage = One Man + One Woman (at One Time).  iTunes: Duet Arnold Schwarzenegger & IMF’s Dominique Strauss-Kahn “Everybody ought to have a Maid,” from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.

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Planet Washington Breaking News: David Koch, Gov. Scott Walker Caught on Video

Koch brother David ‘Daddy Warbucks’ Koch caught on video!

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Google: What Have The Unions Ever Done For Us?

Many thanks to the Brothers Koch & Governor Scott (‘One of Us’) Walker for demonstrating why we the vast unwashed (not ‘one of them’) must tax the rich more and reverse the Citizens United decision.

‘Planet Washington’ is the registered trademark of a wicked funny musical political satire group “Planet Washington,” owned by Brighton Productions, LLC.  Contact us at our web site  www.planetwashington.com.

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Presidential Approval Ratings

At this point in his first term Ronald Reagan’s approval rating was at 34%. Obama is at 55%…but Mubarak was at a very healthy 110%.

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There's Snow Business Like Slow Business!

A 2″ snowfall paralyzes the nation’s capital city : For some, it’s another reason to just say “slow.”

Let it Snow

Oh the Democrats’ time is dwindling,
And their bills we’ll use as kindling,
Legislation we’ll take real slow,
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!

Bush Tax Breaks They’ve Failed at Stopping,
And their START vote will be flopping.
Filibuster Don’t Ask, I know,
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow.

When we finally do adjourn,
For a two-week Christmas at home,
Harry Reid says he might call us back,
But he’ll find out I’ve turned off my phone!

The Democratic fire’s slowly dying,
And it’s time for their good-bying,
But as long as we just say “no!”
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!

[If Senate Democrats learn to say “no”
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!]

Funny Stuff Parody Think Piece

There’s Snow Business Like Slow Business!

A 2″ snowfall paralyzes the nation’s capital city : For some, it’s another reason to just say “slow.”

Let it Snow

Oh the Democrats’ time is dwindling,
And their bills we’ll use as kindling,
Legislation we’ll take real slow,
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!

Bush Tax Breaks They’ve Failed at Stopping,
And their START vote will be flopping.
Filibuster Don’t Ask, I know,
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow.

When we finally do adjourn,
For a two-week Christmas at home,
Harry Reid says he might call us back,
But he’ll find out I’ve turned off my phone!

The Democratic fire’s slowly dying,
And it’s time for their good-bying,
But as long as we just say “no!”
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!

[If Senate Democrats learn to say “no”
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!]

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President, Republican Congressional Leaders Meet At Last and Plan to: Meet Again!

The long-awaited meeting between The President and Congressional Republicans was finally held with agreement all around that the parties should…meet again!  Taxes? GOP united and uniformly against them.  Unemployment Insurance?  Not yet.  Jobs?  None discussed, except for meeting planners apparently.

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33 Chilean Gold Miners Rescued! Crowds Amazed as 34th Emerges – bin Laden! DC's Golddiggers the Salahis Join Welcoming Crowd

The world rejoiced as 33 miners trapped over a mile underground in a Chilean gold mine for 69 days – longer than anyone has survived below ground – emerged one-by-one to be greeted by weeping children, wives, fellow workers, The President and First Lady of Chile, their mistresses, known and unknown, media crews from everywhere including North Korea, al Jazeera, and DC’s peripatetic partiers and media hounds The Salahis.

Crowds were astonished to find – after the 33 miners emerged – that the winch signifying that the rescue pod Phoenix II started again its slow and steady pace – and out popped a 34th miner – Osama bin Laden with a new audio tape, ‘Goldladen.’

Reality TV worth watching — much better than the failed BP Spill in the US last season.

Oakley sunglasses won a product placement award for having each miner don its product as they emerged.

George W Bush won the Where’s Waldo award as he greeted the miners with a warm “Mission Accomplished” and a back slap, for confusing the Chilean flag for that of his adopted state of Texas )as any Texan will tell you, he was born in New Haven, CT).

Lou Dobbs was runner-up for welcoming the 33 back to work on his horse farm greeting each with a “Mi yama es Luis” in his rich baritone.

Media outlets filled the hours between rescues with innane commentary on US mine disasters. Consistent with American news outlets, which specialize in political horse races and eschew issues, like how to reemploy millions out of work, nothing was learned bout Chile, its people, its history, American relations with, or the fact that it produces 55% of the world’s copper, or other facts about the nation or continent. But viewers of MSNBSC did get to hear quite a bit from two guys who spent 3 days underground once – Lawrence O’Donnell preferred to count the time in hours – 72 – although the count in minutes and seconds I am told is even more impressive. “Yeah, Lawrence, we got out, went home, took a shower, and went to bed.” “Did a little minin’ with the missus if you catch ma’ drift.” All I can say is, “thank you for that authentic frontier gibberish”. -Mel Brooks. GOP Ad makers in W VA were looking for these guests to star in their next attack ad.

There has not been such excitement about trapped minors since Roman Polanski’s pool party! (rim-shot!)
Good night everybody!

Reality TV worth watching.

We’ll be at Harriet’s in DC, Friday Night 8:30

Funny Stuff

33 Chilean Gold Miners Rescued! Crowds Amazed as 34th Emerges – bin Laden! DC’s Golddiggers the Salahis Join Welcoming Crowd

The world rejoiced as 33 miners trapped over a mile underground in a Chilean gold mine for 69 days – longer than anyone has survived below ground – emerged one-by-one to be greeted by weeping children, wives, fellow workers, The President and First Lady of Chile, their mistresses, known and unknown, media crews from everywhere including North Korea, al Jazeera, and DC’s peripatetic partiers and media hounds The Salahis.

Crowds were astonished to find – after the 33 miners emerged – that the winch signifying that the rescue pod Phoenix II started again its slow and steady pace – and out popped a 34th miner – Osama bin Laden with a new audio tape, ‘Goldladen.’

Reality TV worth watching — much better than the failed BP Spill in the US last season.

Oakley sunglasses won a product placement award for having each miner don its product as they emerged.

George W Bush won the Where’s Waldo award as he greeted the miners with a warm “Mission Accomplished” and a back slap, for confusing the Chilean flag for that of his adopted state of Texas )as any Texan will tell you, he was born in New Haven, CT).

Lou Dobbs was runner-up for welcoming the 33 back to work on his horse farm greeting each with a “Mi yama es Luis” in his rich baritone.

Media outlets filled the hours between rescues with innane commentary on US mine disasters. Consistent with American news outlets, which specialize in political horse races and eschew issues, like how to reemploy millions out of work, nothing was learned bout Chile, its people, its history, American relations with, or the fact that it produces 55% of the world’s copper, or other facts about the nation or continent. But viewers of MSNBSC did get to hear quite a bit from two guys who spent 3 days underground once – Lawrence O’Donnell preferred to count the time in hours – 72 – although the count in minutes and seconds I am told is even more impressive. “Yeah, Lawrence, we got out, went home, took a shower, and went to bed.” “Did a little minin’ with the missus if you catch ma’ drift.” All I can say is, “thank you for that authentic frontier gibberish”. -Mel Brooks. GOP Ad makers in W VA were looking for these guests to star in their next attack ad.

There has not been such excitement about trapped minors since Roman Polanski’s pool party! (rim-shot!)
Good night everybody!

Reality TV worth watching.

We’ll be at Harriet’s in DC, Friday Night 8:30