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Lipstick-Wearin’-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Lipstick-Wearin-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Back in ‘08 Republicans smirked that Barack Obama was “too inexperienced” to be president.

Then as we were leaving the Democratic National Convention, we watched in disbelief TV monitors at the Denver airport as John McCain announced his first presidential decision: his pick for VP.

You say “Maverick.” Some say “train wreck.” Well – he made our day!

Our favorite bumper sticker:
Sarah Palin for President 2012 – 2013.

Sarah Palin: “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.”

At Planet Washington, when news breaks, we fix it.

(Tune: From Mary Poppins. Superfragilisticexpialidocious)

Chorus:
LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
She Came Just In Time When JOHN MCCAIN’S Campaign Was Ailin’

A Small Town /Western Woman
WITH BIG TALK @ IMPALIN…

LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay…

1. MAVRICK NEEDED TO MAKE SURE / HIS BASE WAS STAYIN WITH HIM

HE COULDN’T PICK JOE LIEBERMAN / THE RIGHT WOULD NOT PERMIT HIM

WHEN HILLARY DID NOT GET PICKED / MCCAIN LOOKED AT SOME WOMEN

A PRO-LIFE. PRO-GUN. PRO-GRAMMABLE / WOMAN SHORTER THAN HIM
(HE PICKED) Chorus.

2. REPUBLICANS WERE LOOKIN / FOR A LEADER TO BELIEVE IN

OBAMA WAS TOO POPULAR / REPUBLICANS WERE GRIEVIN

THE ONE BY ONE MALE CANDIDATES / EXPLODED & WERE LEAVIN’

WHICH LEFT / ONE CHOICE / FOR 20-12 /ONE PERSON TO / BELIEVE IN

(YOU BETCHA) Chorus.

©2008 Ken Rynne
www.PlanetWashington.com
when news breaks, we fix it

Parodies

Lipstick-Wearin'-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Lipstick-Wearin-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Back in ‘08 Republicans smirked that Barack Obama was “too inexperienced” to be president.

Then as we were leaving the Democratic National Convention, we watched in disbelief TV monitors at the Denver airport as John McCain announced his first presidential decision: his pick for VP.

You say “Maverick.” Some say “train wreck.” Well – he made our day!

Our favorite bumper sticker:
Sarah Palin for President 2012 – 2013.

Sarah Palin: “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.”

At Planet Washington, when news breaks, we fix it.

(Tune: From Mary Poppins. Superfragilisticexpialidocious)

Chorus:
LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
She Came Just In Time When JOHN MCCAIN’S Campaign Was Ailin’

A Small Town /Western Woman
WITH BIG TALK @ IMPALIN…

LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay…

1. MAVRICK NEEDED TO MAKE SURE / HIS BASE WAS STAYIN WITH HIM

HE COULDN’T PICK JOE LIEBERMAN / THE RIGHT WOULD NOT PERMIT HIM

WHEN HILLARY DID NOT GET PICKED / MCCAIN LOOKED AT SOME WOMEN

A PRO-LIFE. PRO-GUN. PRO-GRAMMABLE / WOMAN SHORTER THAN HIM
(HE PICKED) Chorus.

2. REPUBLICANS WERE LOOKIN / FOR A LEADER TO BELIEVE IN

OBAMA WAS TOO POPULAR / REPUBLICANS WERE GRIEVIN

THE ONE BY ONE MALE CANDIDATES / EXPLODED & WERE LEAVIN’

WHICH LEFT / ONE CHOICE / FOR 20-12 /ONE PERSON TO / BELIEVE IN

(YOU BETCHA) Chorus.

©2008 Ken Rynne
www.PlanetWashington.com
when news breaks, we fix it

Appearances Videos

Today Show’s John Palmer Interviews Ken Rynne

John Palmer discussed the 2006 mid-term elections with Planet Washington’s Ken Rynne near election eve, September 22, 2006.

John Palmer is now host of The Informed Citizen on AARP’s Retirement Living TV (RLTV).