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Parodies

Christie: "Baby It’s Not Your Year To Run!"

 

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You Give Crooks A Bad Name
(Shot through the heart) You Give Love a Bad Name
By Bon Jovi

Stuck on the bridge & you’re to blame
You give crooks a bad name
An angel’s smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell

Chains of Ft Lee got a hold on me
When the ramps are closed you can’t break free

Oh! You’re a loaded gun,
yeah
 Oh! There’s nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Stuck on the bridge and you’re to blame
You give crooks a bad name
(Bad name)
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The George Washington Bridge Song
(59th Street Bridge song)

Slow down, you move too fast.
You got to make the morning last.
There’s gonna be traffic problems in Ft Lee.
Should have endorsed Chris Christie.

Ba da, Ba da, Ba da, Ba da…Chris Christie.

Hello commuters What cha knowin’?
I’ve come to watch your blood pressure growin’.
Ain’t cha got no votes for me?
Doot-in’ doo-doo, chris christie

I’ve got no deeds to do, No promises to keep.
I’m dappled and drowsy and ready to eat.
Let the morning time drop all it’s petals on me.
Ft Lee, F You, I’m Chris Christie.

Parodies

Rand Paul, Chris Christie Battle for Soul of GOP

Well they began it! Well THEY began it!!
Dangerous libertarian! – Christie in Aspen
King of Bacon! – Tweeted Paul

Ouch! Public sniping by tweet and conference!
Acting like – like -like Democrats!!!
In a high-tech circular firing squad.

Commandment XI: Thou shalt not speak ill of a fellow Republican.
– The Dalai Ronald Reagan

Forgive them Father, er, Ron.