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Appearances

* * * Last Show Before HBO * * * Ken Rynne, 'Planet Washington' * * *

Two live shows in our DC cabaret setting will be videotaped for later distribution! So smile. February 16 and Mar 9, 7:30-9:00 pm, The Westin 1400 M Street NW DC (2d floor Fireplace Room). $20

Tickets: 202 360 5056 Tom

Ninety minutes of fun story telling, musical parody, and great music from a Washington insider Ken Rynne and sidekick and piano accompanist Frank Plummer in an intimate cabaret setting.

Upcoming Shows

* * * Last Show Before HBO * * * Ken Rynne, ‘Planet Washington’ * * *

Two live shows in our DC cabaret setting will be videotaped for later distribution! So smile. February 16 and Mar 9, 7:30-9:00 pm, The Westin 1400 M Street NW DC (2d floor Fireplace Room). $20

Tickets: 202 360 5056 Tom

Ninety minutes of fun story telling, musical parody, and great music from a Washington insider Ken Rynne and sidekick and piano accompanist Frank Plummer in an intimate cabaret setting.

Parodies

I'm Shocked! Shocked to Find Gambling Going On Here!

This just in from a friend at the National Press Club —

 

BREAKING NEWS: DC Drinks! (Washington, DC)  A new report says adults in Washington, D.C. abuse alcohol more than anyone else in the country.  According to a new study by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA), 8.1 percent of adults age 26 or older in D.C. are ‘alcohol dependent.’  Looking at a long-term sampling, alcohol abuse rate is on the rise for the District, according to the survey.

 

 

 

 

 

Planet Washington — When news breaks, we fix it

 

For the gang at The Reliable Source (that’s the bar at the National Press Club)

DC-ritaville @ The Reliable Source Margaritaville Parody by Ken Rynne

Nibblin on nachos/ Waitin for tacos/ Now my damn shirt is covered with oil/

Just met my deadline/Tequila would be fine / Summer’s so hot I’m startin to boil.

Wastin away again in DC-ritaville / Tryin to get stoned without an assault

Some people claim that it’s OBAMA to blame / But I know it’s nobodys fault

I don’t know the reason / The NATS lost last season

Nothin to show but this brand new tattoo/ But it’s a real beauty

A WEINER-TWEET cutie / How it got here I haven’t a clue

Wastin away again in DC-ritaville / Tryin to get stoned without an assault

Some people claim that it’s BOEHNER to blame / But I know it’s nobodys fault

I blew out my SHARPIE/ Got Crap from some Harpie

Cut my heel had to cruise on back home

But there’s booze in the blender / And soon it will render

That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin away again in DC-ritaville / Tryin to get stoned without an assault

Some people claim that it’s McCONNELL to blame / But I know it’s nobodys fault

Yes and some people claim that it is CANTOR to blame

But I know — it’s NORQUIST’S fault

www.PlanetWashington.com

when news breaks, we fix it

Funny Stuff Parody

I’m Shocked! Shocked to Find Gambling Going On Here!

This just in from a friend at the National Press Club —

BREAKING NEWS: DC Drinks! (Washington, DC)  A new report says adults in Washington, D.C. abuse alcohol more than anyone else in the country.  According to a new study by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA), 8.1 percent of adults age 26 or older in D.C. are ‘alcohol dependent.’  Looking at a long-term sampling, alcohol abuse rate is on the rise for the District, according to the survey.

Planet Washington — When news breaks, we fix it

For the gang at The Reliable Source (that’s the bar at the National Press Club)

DC-ritaville @ The Reliable Source Margaritaville Parody by Ken Rynne

Nibblin on nachos/ Waitin for tacos/ Now my damn shirt is covered with oil/

Just met my deadline/Tequila would be fine / Summer’s so hot I’m startin to boil.

Wastin away again in DC-ritaville / Tryin to get stoned without an assault

Some people claim that it’s OBAMA to blame / But I know it’s nobodys fault

I don’t know the reason / The NATS lost last season

Nothin to show but this brand new tattoo/ But it’s a real beauty

A WEINER-TWEET cutie / How it got here I haven’t a clue

Wastin away again in DC-ritaville / Tryin to get stoned without an assault

Some people claim that it’s BOEHNER to blame / But I know it’s nobodys fault

I blew out my SHARPIE/ Got Crap from some Harpie

Cut my heel had to cruise on back home

But there’s booze in the blender / And soon it will render

That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin away again in DC-ritaville / Tryin to get stoned without an assault

Some people claim that it’s McCONNELL to blame / But I know it’s nobodys fault

Yes and some people claim that it is CANTOR to blame

But I know — it’s NORQUIST’S fault

www.PlanetWashington.com

when news breaks, we fix it

Funny Stuff Parody Think Piece

There’s Snow Business Like Slow Business!

A 2″ snowfall paralyzes the nation’s capital city : For some, it’s another reason to just say “slow.”

Let it Snow

Oh the Democrats’ time is dwindling,
And their bills we’ll use as kindling,
Legislation we’ll take real slow,
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!

Bush Tax Breaks They’ve Failed at Stopping,
And their START vote will be flopping.
Filibuster Don’t Ask, I know,
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow.

When we finally do adjourn,
For a two-week Christmas at home,
Harry Reid says he might call us back,
But he’ll find out I’ve turned off my phone!

The Democratic fire’s slowly dying,
And it’s time for their good-bying,
But as long as we just say “no!”
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!

[If Senate Democrats learn to say “no”
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!]

Parodies

There's Snow Business Like Slow Business!

A 2″ snowfall paralyzes the nation’s capital city : For some, it’s another reason to just say “slow.”

Let it Snow

Oh the Democrats’ time is dwindling,
And their bills we’ll use as kindling,
Legislation we’ll take real slow,
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!

Bush Tax Breaks They’ve Failed at Stopping,
And their START vote will be flopping.
Filibuster Don’t Ask, I know,
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow.

When we finally do adjourn,
For a two-week Christmas at home,
Harry Reid says he might call us back,
But he’ll find out I’ve turned off my phone!

The Democratic fire’s slowly dying,
And it’s time for their good-bying,
But as long as we just say “no!”
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!

[If Senate Democrats learn to say “no”
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!]