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Parodies

Remember Who You Are! Planet Washington explores lies, darn lies, and campaign promises in "Circle of Lies"

Hear it live, Saturday @ The Westin.
Hakuna Matata!

Funny Stuff Healing with Humor Radio

Remember Who You Are! Planet Washington explores lies, darn lies, and campaign promises in “Circle of Lies”

Hear it live, Saturday @ The Westin.
Hakuna Matata!

Videos

Mitt: Miss Me Yet?

LIVE PERFORMANCE!!! Planet Washington’s Ken Rynne does it again. Wicked funny parody ‘honoring’ the GOP’s likely nominee for Prez, that dog-loving, wealth-creating, prep school prankster Mitt Romney to the tune of “That’s Amore.” (“When the moon hits your eye — so you offer to BUY!” That’s Mitt Romney!”) Former Hill aide and lawyer Ken Rynne ‘splains DC in hilarious – often true – stories and wicked funny songs. Like Jon Stewart’s Daily Show…with great music and Hill experience.

That’s Mitt Romney   Parody of That’s Amore By Ken Rynne

In politics where gold is king/
When boy meets nomination here’s what they sing:/

When the Moon hits your eye / so you offer to BUY! /That’s Mitt Romney
When your eyes always shine / though you never drink wine /That’s Mitt Romney

Cash box rings / ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling/ he “Bain of Your Existence”
Positions ‘Steep,’ / tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay/ With Tea Party assistance.

When you’ve more than one house/ and a stay at home spouse/ That’s Mitt Romney.When some income they miss/ cause your banker is Swiss/ You’re in dough.

When you’re biggest “quote” goof, is a dog on the roof?!?!?!?!/ well excuuuuuse me!!! Come November, next fall/ Who’d ‘outsource’ Democrats all?/ That’s Mitt Romney!

Romney / Exxon 2012 – Hey, Corporations Are People Too!

Parodies

EXCLUSIVE: ROMNEY NAMES RUNNING MATE

Funny Stuff Parody Think Piece

Lipstick-Wearin’-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Lipstick-Wearin-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Back in ‘08 Republicans smirked that Barack Obama was “too inexperienced” to be president.

Then as we were leaving the Democratic National Convention, we watched in disbelief TV monitors at the Denver airport as John McCain announced his first presidential decision: his pick for VP.

You say “Maverick.” Some say “train wreck.” Well – he made our day!

Our favorite bumper sticker:
Sarah Palin for President 2012 – 2013.

Sarah Palin: “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.”

At Planet Washington, when news breaks, we fix it.

(Tune: From Mary Poppins. Superfragilisticexpialidocious)

Chorus:
LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
She Came Just In Time When JOHN MCCAIN’S Campaign Was Ailin’

A Small Town /Western Woman
WITH BIG TALK @ IMPALIN…

LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay…

1. MAVRICK NEEDED TO MAKE SURE / HIS BASE WAS STAYIN WITH HIM

HE COULDN’T PICK JOE LIEBERMAN / THE RIGHT WOULD NOT PERMIT HIM

WHEN HILLARY DID NOT GET PICKED / MCCAIN LOOKED AT SOME WOMEN

A PRO-LIFE. PRO-GUN. PRO-GRAMMABLE / WOMAN SHORTER THAN HIM
(HE PICKED) Chorus.

2. REPUBLICANS WERE LOOKIN / FOR A LEADER TO BELIEVE IN

OBAMA WAS TOO POPULAR / REPUBLICANS WERE GRIEVIN

THE ONE BY ONE MALE CANDIDATES / EXPLODED & WERE LEAVIN’

WHICH LEFT / ONE CHOICE / FOR 20-12 /ONE PERSON TO / BELIEVE IN

(YOU BETCHA) Chorus.

©2008 Ken Rynne
www.PlanetWashington.com
when news breaks, we fix it

Parodies

Lipstick-Wearin'-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Lipstick-Wearin-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin

Back in ‘08 Republicans smirked that Barack Obama was “too inexperienced” to be president.

Then as we were leaving the Democratic National Convention, we watched in disbelief TV monitors at the Denver airport as John McCain announced his first presidential decision: his pick for VP.

You say “Maverick.” Some say “train wreck.” Well – he made our day!

Our favorite bumper sticker:
Sarah Palin for President 2012 – 2013.

Sarah Palin: “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.”

At Planet Washington, when news breaks, we fix it.

(Tune: From Mary Poppins. Superfragilisticexpialidocious)

Chorus:
LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
She Came Just In Time When JOHN MCCAIN’S Campaign Was Ailin’

A Small Town /Western Woman
WITH BIG TALK @ IMPALIN…

LIPSTICK WEARIN /HOCKEY MOM / WASILLA’S / SARAH PALIN
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay…

1. MAVRICK NEEDED TO MAKE SURE / HIS BASE WAS STAYIN WITH HIM

HE COULDN’T PICK JOE LIEBERMAN / THE RIGHT WOULD NOT PERMIT HIM

WHEN HILLARY DID NOT GET PICKED / MCCAIN LOOKED AT SOME WOMEN

A PRO-LIFE. PRO-GUN. PRO-GRAMMABLE / WOMAN SHORTER THAN HIM
(HE PICKED) Chorus.

2. REPUBLICANS WERE LOOKIN / FOR A LEADER TO BELIEVE IN

OBAMA WAS TOO POPULAR / REPUBLICANS WERE GRIEVIN

THE ONE BY ONE MALE CANDIDATES / EXPLODED & WERE LEAVIN’

WHICH LEFT / ONE CHOICE / FOR 20-12 /ONE PERSON TO / BELIEVE IN

(YOU BETCHA) Chorus.

©2008 Ken Rynne
www.PlanetWashington.com
when news breaks, we fix it