Planet Washington

Class of 2012 Career Opportunities (“I’m a Barista”)

kenrynne — Fri, 18 May 2012 21:10:46 +0000

How To Get A Cable Show: Sex

kenrynne — Fri, 18 May 2012 21:08:25 +0000

How To Get Your Dream Job – Without Living in a Van Down By The River!!!

kenrynne — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:08:10 +0000

Ken’s interview re: financing an encore career (comedy) with a day job (contract law) begins @ 6:30…

‘BREAKING NEWS’ Means BE AFRAID!!! -Plus – How News Is Made – 3 Flavors: PBS, MSNBC, & FOX

kenrynne — Wed, 16 May 2012 20:35:26 +0000

…..Professor Ken Rynne of Planet Washington explains to a live audience “How Your News Is Made.” Three flavors: PBS SnoozeHour, MSDNC, and FAUX NEWS.
If it leads…it bleeds. “Breaking News” means BE AFRAID!!! And more lessons from the other side..

Live comedy performance.

Goodnight, Farewell, Get Out! From Planet Washington

kenrynne — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:59:21 +0000

LIVE PERFORMANCE!!! Planet Wshington’s Ken Rynne does it again! A wicked funny parody of Mel Brooks’ final song from the film The Producers! The former Hill aode and lawyer ’splains DC with mirthful music and wicked funny parodies. Beat’s workin.

Romney Campaign Song!

kenrynne — Mon, 14 May 2012 21:40:14 +0000

LIVE PERFORMANCE!!! Planet Washington’s Ken Rynne does it again. Wicked funny parody of THE CLASSIC “THAT’S AMORE.” Live Planet Washington performance……when news breaks, we fix it! Like Jon Stewart’s Daily Show…with great music. Former Hill aide and lawyer Ken Rynne ’splains DC is mirthful story and wicked funny song.

That’s Mitt Romney
Parody of That’s Amore
By Ken Rynne

$ $ $

In politics where gold is king/
When boy meets nomination here’s what they sing:/

$ $ $

When the Moon hits your eye / so you offer to BUY!
That’s Mitt Romney
When your eyes always shine / though you never drink wine
That’s Mitt Romney

Cash box rings / ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
The “Bain of Your Existence”
Positions ‘Steep,’ / tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
With Tea Party assistance.

When you’ve more than one house
and a stay at home spouse
That’s Mitt Romney.

When some income they miss
cause your banker is Swiss
You’re in dough.

When you’re biggest “quote” goof,
is a dog on the roof (?!)
well excuuuuuse me!!!

Come November, next fall
Who’d ‘outsource’ Democrats all?
That’s Mitt Romney!

Romney / Exxon 2012 – Corporations Are People Too!

Reagan alumni give us thumbs up!

kenrynne — Thu, 10 May 2012 18:37:47 +0000

“Very funny! And everybody had a great time!”
Joseph Ryan, Fmr. Deputy Director of Personnel,
The White House
under President Ronald Reagan

“Edgy, Up to the Minute, Fun” – M.J. Aherne

kenrynne — Thu, 10 May 2012 03:52:06 +0000

“Ken is a clever satirist and his Planet Washington show is always edgy, up to the minute, and fun to watch. Don’t miss his shows! You won’t be disappointed.” Marellen Aherne, President, M.J. Aherne & Associates, LLC

“Funny…Insider’s Experience” – Business Owner

kenrynne — Thu, 10 May 2012 03:30:53 +0000

“Ken can take headlines of today and turn them into a funny dialogue that keeps you laughing. He has the Washington insider’s experience to pick up on the political chatter that matters. His shows are well timed.”

Rindy O’Brien, Owner, The O’Brien Group

“Brightens any Meeting with Laughter” – Association CEO

kenrynne — Thu, 10 May 2012 03:17:21 +0000

“Ken is a very bright, clever and talented entertainer who puts smiles on people’s faces…I have seen it first hand. He has a gift for political satire and he is very good a sharing it with others. I highly recommend Ken to brighten any meeting with laughter.”

Susan Kudla Finn, PMP
President and CEO
Alzheimer’s Association®
National Capital Area Chapter