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We would love to help make your next event a success. We have sterling bipartisan references and our shows are enjoyed by non-political people too, people like our pianoman Frank who only votes for American Idol.

Executive Summary.

Funny. Potent. Pithy. Great Singers & Music. We are two (2) performers. We bring our own electric piano. We set up in 15 minutes.  We sometimes have a talented and beautiful female singer.  When we can get her – our torch singer – we fold her into the act.  Fire marshall permitting.

We travel from Washington, DC.  No event too small.  No fee too large. 

Just let us know when & where. Call 202 360 5056 or email


Support the Arts – “And let it begin with us.” Thanks.

Extended Discussion.

Why hire us? We are 66% More Portable and 33% Funnier than other musical political satirists! Plus:

1. Fresh!  Satire Baked Fresh Daily!  If it’s in today’s news – it’s in today’s show!

2. Spontaneous! Less Planned, Less Canned! More Improv.

3. Funnier!  Hilarious song parodies delivered with rapid-fire natural wit!

4. Interactive! Audiences Are Part of The Show! Join the Conversation, sing-along, prizes!

5. Truthier!  Political and Real World Insights served up from a senior level insider while you Laugh!  “The human race has one really effective weapon and that is laughter” – Mark Twain

6. Music!  Our Music is Better!  More Varied Genres!  Great Singers!

7. We Really Are Fair &/Or Balanced!  And Clean! A GOP Governor, a senior Reagan WH aide, and The Boston Globe says so!   A Unique Show Everyone Will Enjoy!

Our attitude is smiling skepticism & a Shakespearean approach as amended” What fools these mortals be, whether to their name they affix an R or a D – or a T.”

Thank you for considering us!


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