Our debt to Bill Shakespeare.
Captain of our fairy band,
Helena is here at hand,
And the youth, mistook by me,
Pleading for a lover’s fee.
Shall we their fond pageant see?
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
Whether to their names they affix an R or a D (or a T-Par-ty), yo!
Midsummer Nights Scream Act 3, scene 2, 110–116 (draft)