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September 2016
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- 23: Ted Cruz Is Running For President! Of Liberty University (0)
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January 2014
- 25: Heaven Knows, Any Drone Goes! (0)
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- 25: West Virginia, Bottled Water, Take Me Home! (0)
- 25: Christie: "Baby It’s Not Your Year To Run!" (0)
- 23: Sochi 2014 Olympics: Putin on the Ritz (0)
- 22: Planet Washington Home Version For Snowbound! (0)
- 05: Ken Rynne’s New Jeers for the New Year — January 18 — at a new location! The Beacon Hotel! (0)
September 2013
July 2013
- 31: Strange Bedfellows (a 100% Weiner-free story) (7)
- 31: Rand Paul, Chris Christie Battle for Soul of GOP (8)
- 31: Leaker Edward Snowden Tired of Living at Moscow Airport — No Cinnabon! (2)
- 31: On Gay Priests, Pope Francis Asks, ‘Who Am I to Judge?’ (0)
- 14: Planet Washington’s Ken Rynne on Arch Campbell Show | WJLA.com (0)
- 01: Need a laugh? Planet Washington’s Got Plenty of ‘em. October 5 & November 2 (0)
June 2013
- 27: Voting Rights, Shmoting Rights (0)
- 27: Scalia's Lament "No More DOMA" (methinks he doth protest too much) (0)
- 27: Scalia’s Lament “No More DOMA” (methinks he doth protest too much) (0)
- 27: DC Scandal, Isn’t That Redundant? (0)
- 27: DC Scandal, Isn’t That Redundant? (0)
- 27: Scalia Laments No Mo Doma! (0)
- 27: Where's Snowden? (0)
- 27: Where’s Snowden? (0)
- 13: NSA: No Such Agency (0)
- 03: Planet Washington: Musical Political Comedy …………………………….. Almost Famous Since 2006 (0)
- 02: Last SHOW Before HBO? Planet Washington Live Shows Added! June 15 & July 13! (6)
- 02: Last SHOW Before HBO Planet Washington Live Shows Added! June 15 & July 13! (5)
April 2013
- 18: WHAT A WEEK "for me to poop on" – To Quote A Distinguished Colleague, Triumph the Late Night Comic Insult Dog. (0)
- 18: WHAT A WEEK “for me to poop on” – To Quote A Distinguished Colleague, Triumph the Late Night Comic Insult Dog. (0)
- 04: NRA's LaPierre Applauds Model Korean School Security (0)
- 04: NRA’s LaPierre Applauds Model Korean School Security (0)
March 2013
- 12: Planet Washington’s April 20 Show: "Every Day Is April Fools in DC!" (0)
- 12: Planet Washington’s April 20 Show: “Every Day Is April Fools in DC!” (0)
- 11: WTOP’s Bob Madigan: Sometimes Washington Seems Like Another Planet (0)
- 11: WTOP’s Bob Madigan: Sometimes Washington Seems Like Another Planet (0)
- 07: Obama Wines & Dines GOP Senators (But will he get lucky?) Vietnam POW McCain Defends Jane Fonda! Can You Feel The LOvE ? (0)
- 07: Obama Wines & Dines GOP Senators (But will he get lucky?) Vietnam POW McCain Defends Jane Fonda! Can You Feel The LOvE ? (0)
February 2013
- 28: Political Satire in DC (0)
- 28: EXCLUSIVE: Real Reason Pope Quit (0)
- 27: Mark Russell @ Planet Washington Show! (0)
January 2013
- 30: * * * Last Show Before HBO * * * Ken Rynne, 'Planet Washington' * * * (0)
- 30: * * * Last Show Before HBO * * * Ken Rynne, ‘Planet Washington’ * * * (0)
- 28: New in our Gift Shop! The Beast. The Presidential Limo That Thinks It's A Tank (6)
- 28: New in our Gift Shop! The Beast. The Presidential Limo That Thinks It’s A Tank (19)
- 28: Embassy Row Welcomes Planet Washington (0)
- 28: Monday, Hillary Survives Enemy Fire North and South of The Capitol. Tuesday, Defense Department Lifts Ban on Women in Combat. (0)
- 28: Did Beyonce Lip Sync Planet Washington Parody? (0)
- 16: Planet Washington: Proud to be a part of Mark Russell's America (0)
- 16: Planet Washington: Proud to be a part of Mark Russell’s America (0)
- 16: Barack in the Saddle Again: 4 More Jeers!!! (21)
December 2012
- 06: Minimal Carbon Footprint Transportation Carol (0)
- 06: We'll Have Sequestration for Christmas this Year (0)
- 06: We’ll Have Sequestration for Christmas this Year (0)
November 2012
- 24: The Battle Hymn of Black Friday: Walmart (0)
- 24: Larry Hagman – Long Before He Was J.R., Made Me Want to Be An Astronaut! (0)
October 2012
- 18: Secret Service Agents Gone Wild! (0)
- 18: Deficit Cuts: "Big Bird Don't Cry" (0)
- 18: Deficit Cuts: “Big Bird Don’t Cry” (0)
- 18: "Come Fly With Me" Air Travel Has Changed. Sinatra never sang about enhanced pat downs! (0)
- 18: “Come Fly With Me” Air Travel Has Changed. Sinatra never sang about enhanced pat downs! (0)
- 18: Remember Who You Are! Planet Washington explores lies, darn lies, and campaign promises in "Circle of Lies" (0)
- 18: Remember Who You Are! Planet Washington explores lies, darn lies, and campaign promises in “Circle of Lies” (0)
- 01: If Election Dysfunction Persists – Call…US (0)
September 2012
August 2012
- 08: Sarah Palin for VP: 2012-2013 (0)
July 2012
- 24: How Your News Is Made – 3 Flavors: PBS, MSNBC, & FOX (0)
- 24: How YOUR NEWS Is Made & Our First Term Obama Medley “Barack Obama Superstar” (10)
- 24: Mitt: Miss Me Yet? (3)
- 24: "Ken’s genius is evident" – R.J. McCooey, 1789 Restaurant / The Tombs (0)
- 24: Garrison Keillor (Guy Noir, Private Eye) Meets Ken Rynne (Bud Noir, Member of Congress) (0)
June 2012
- 26: You Say Off-shor-ed/I Say Out-sourc-ed/ Let's Call Your Campaign Off! (0)
- 26: You Say Off-shor-ed/I Say Out-sourc-ed/ Let’s Call Your Campaign Off! (0)
- 26: OBAMA 2012 Proposes Campaign Donations In Lieu of Wedding Gifts! Change We Can Live Without! (0)
- 08: President To Congress: Stop Acting French! Do Something! (0)
- 05: DC Public School's Own – Warren Buffett! (0)
- 05: DC Public School’s Own – Warren Buffett! (0)
May 2012
- 31: It's ROMNEY! Texas Makes it Official! GOP Nominee seen here with "Supporter" Donald Trump. (0)
- 31: It’s ROMNEY! Texas Makes it Official! GOP Nominee seen here with “Supporter” Donald Trump. (0)
- 18: Valentine’s Day in DC: Love Client No.9 (0)
- 18: Motivational Ken: From Lawyer, Banker to Humorist. Ken’s “Rags from Riches” Story (0)
- 15: Goodnight, Farewell, Get Out! From Planet Washington (0)
- 10: Reagan alumni give us thumbs up! (0)
- 09: “Edgy, Up to the Minute, Fun” – M.J. Aherne (0)
- 09: "Funny…Insider’s Experience" – Business Owner (0)
- 09: “Brightens any Meeting with Laughter” – Association CEO (0)
- 09: “Laughing week after week!” – Intercontinental Hotel’s Del Ross (0)
- 09: "Planet Washington: More entertaining. Truthier, too.” – Congressional Candidate (0)
- 08: “Over the Top…” – DC Professional Tour Guide (0)
- 08: 'Very Talented' – Disney's Jeff Civillico (0)
- 08: "A hoot and a half " – National Gallery of Art's Kay Casstevens (0)
- 08: The 1% Solution: That's Mitt Romney! (0)
- 08: The 1% Solution: That’s Mitt Romney! (0)
- 07: Germany says Austerity! France says Non! Greece Threatens to Move Out! It's Euro Family Feud! (0)
- 07: Germany says Austerity! France says Non! Greece Threatens to Move Out! It’s Euro Family Feud! (0)
- 07: DEWEY DEFEATS PUTIN!!! (0)
- 04: Service No Secret: Columbia's Got Talent! (0)
- 04: Service No Secret: Columbia’s Got Talent! (0)
- 03: Anti-Earmark Congressmen (flip) Take $1 Billion in — EARMARKS! (flop) (0)
- 03: Anti-Bank Bailout Tea Bag Congressmen (flip) — NOW Gladly Take Bank Contributions! (flop) (0)
April 2012
- 30: Citing Success of 'Beer Summit,' Bo Obama and Seamus Romney Propose 'Dog Summit.' Pets No Longer 'Fair Game.' Sarah MacLachlan Invited to Perform. (0)
- 30: Citing Success of ‘Beer Summit,’ Bo Obama and Seamus Romney Propose ‘Dog Summit.’ Pets No Longer ‘Fair Game.’ Sarah MacLachlan Invited to Perform. (1)
- 30: Jimmy Kimmel 'Outs' Celebrity Icons! (0)
- 30: Jimmy Kimmel ‘Outs’ Celebrity Icons! (2)
- 26: Shake After Primary: The All-New Mitt Romney For Fall 2012! (0)
- 20: It Couldn't Get Worse Dept. Secret Service Scandal! Sarah Palin's Opinion (at last!) (0)
- 20: It Couldn’t Get Worse Dept. Secret Service Scandal! Sarah Palin’s Opinion (at last!) (0)
- 18: Presidential Inquiry Into Secret Service Shenanigans (0)
- 18: And Then There Were 2 – Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign: Vows to Rise Again In 3 Days (0)
- 18: EXCLUSIVE: ROMNEY NAMES RUNNING MATE (1)
March 2012
- 31: 'Blessed' Rick Santorum Performs Second Miracle: Turns Blind Man Lame. Advances toward Sainthood! (0)
- 31: ‘Blessed’ Rick Santorum Performs Second Miracle: Turns Blind Man Lame. Advances toward Sainthood! (0)
- 23: Romney Toy Gaffe 'Etched' in History! (0)
- 23: Romney Toy Gaffe ‘Etched’ in History! (0)
February 2012
- 17: Congress Extends Unemployment Insurance Benes!!! Whoo-hoo!!! I'm Goin Home Early! G'Night Suckers! (0)
- 17: Congress Extends Unemployment Insurance Benes!!! Whoo-hoo!!! I’m Goin Home Early! G’Night Suckers! (0)
- 14: EXCLUSIVE: OBAMA'S SAX SCANDAL (0)
- 14: EXCLUSIVE: OBAMA’S SAX SCANDAL (2)
- 14: Gingrich, Romney Campaigns Trade 'Valentines' (0)
- 14: Gingrich, Romney Campaigns Trade ‘Valentines’ (0)
December 2011
- 03: TiVo-Worthy!!! Ken Rynne, Planet Washington on Emmy-nominated PBS Show, INSIDE E ST, Feb. 19! (0)
- 03: ‘Wit & Wisdom’ of Planet Washington’s Ken Rynne to be featured in South Africa Humor Magazine (0)
- 03: Planet Washington’s "Most Creative" Ken Rynne Wins Foundation Support – Grantmakers’ Annual Meeting – DC’s Arena Stage (0)
September 2011
- 22: Our Fall Schedule: Coming Distractions! (0)
- 16: If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh… (0)
- 11: Whatdyacall 240 Lawyers Locked In the Basement??? A Good Start!!! (0)
August 2011
- 25: When Muammar Met Condi (1)
- 23: 5.8 Earthquake Rocks DC (1)
- 22: Choose YOUR News: Shores of Tripoli Edition (1)
- 22: Libyan Liberation a "Jobs Killer" – Michelle Bachmann (0)
- 22: Libyan Liberation a “Jobs Killer” – Michelle Bachmann (0)
- 22: Navy Seals To Face Gaddafi Body Guard (2)
- 22: Former IMF Chief Strauss-Kahn Files to Dismiss Charges (1)
- 22: End is Near For Libyan Tyrant As Anti-Quaddafi, Anti-Kaddafi, Anti-Gaddafi Forces Unite! (1)
- 12: WalMart Opens in DC? Shop There. Work There. What Next? (2)
- 02: I'm Shocked! Shocked to Find Gambling Going On Here! (0)
- 02: I’m Shocked! Shocked to Find Gambling Going On Here! (2)
- 02: Getting all the Government we pay for! (1)
- 02: Explore. Dream. Discover. (2)
- 02: 'Super' Congress: Coming To Town (0)
- 02: ‘Super’ Congress: Coming To Town (2)
- 02: Government Divided, Dysfunctional, BUT Musical (1)
July 2011
- 25: Planet Washington’s Ken Rynne to Roast DC Councilman Jack Evans, October 19, at The Four Seasons (0)
- 23: Learning From The Greats: Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks (2)
- 23: Pulp Congress! Another Revealing Photo Revealed! (2)
- 23: Hadassah Honors Planet Washington (1)
- 23: Planet Washington Joins McLean Drama Co @ The Alden Theater (1)
- 23: Be Who You Are (1)
- 23: 2 Boomer Babes, 1 Planet Washington! (1)
- 23: Governor du Pont Called: We're Pardoned! (0)
- 23: Governor du Pont Called: We’re Pardoned! (1)
- 23: Good Morning Pittsburgh (1)
- 23: Today Show’s John Palmer & Ken: Mid Term Elections (0)
- 23: The Night Mark Russell Joined Us! (1)
- 23: ‘Bud Noir’ Encounters Maureen Dowd, NYT (1)
- 22: "Casino Jack" Abramoff (0)
- 22: South African Students & Planet Washington (0)
- 22: South African Students & Planet Washington (1)
- 22: DC: A State of Confusion (2)
- 22: The Samantha Clemens Show – Boston (1)
- 22: Hello Dalai! (1)
- 20: Count Your Blessings (2)
June 2011
- 21: Planet Washington in Potomac (2)
- 21: From Tysons with love (1)
- 21: Gators to Host Planet Washington (2)
- 21: "With your wit and wisdom, you have it all!" – South African Ambassador Hon. Ebrahim Rasool (0)
- 21: “With your wit and wisdom, you have it all!” – South African Ambassador Hon. Ebrahim Rasool (2)
- 21: Promises — Film, Falafel, Free!!! (1)
- 21: Gandhi Returns To South Africa (2)
- 21: Talkin' bout My Generation (0)
- 21: Talkin’ bout My Generation (1)
- 11: Sarah is Coming! Sarah is Coming! (2)
- 06: Palin Bombshell: Paul Revere a British Spy! (0)
- 02: Tweet This! Yes sir, that's my weiner! (0)
- 02: Tweet This! Yes sir, that’s my weiner! (1)
- 01: Sarah Palin Bus Tour Reportedly Heading Here, There (0)
- 01: What is So Rare As a Day in June? (2)
May 2011
- 25: “If laughter is the best medicine, then Ken Rynne is a one-man Mayo Clinic.” – NewsHour’s Mark Shields (2)
- 25: Bin Laden Dead: Sarah Palin Praises SEALS (0)
- 23: OPRAH Ready For Last Show, Guest: Jesus (4)
- 22: The Rapture Explained: In The Dick Van Dyke Show (1)
- 20: DC's Newest Monument: The Great Philanderers (0)
- 20: DC’s Newest Monument: The Great Philanderers (0)
- 18: Lipstick-Wearin'-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin (0)
- 18: Lipstick-Wearin’-Hockey-Mom-Wasilla’s-Sarah Palin (2)
- 18: Congressman Bud Noir matches wits with Sarah Palin, McLean Drama Company, June 10-11-12 (2)
February 2011
- 24: Planet Washington Breaking News: David Koch, Gov. Scott Walker Caught on Video (1)
- 24: Apart from Workplace Safety, the 8-Hour Work Day, Minimum Wage, Vacation & Health Benefits, What Has The Union Ever Done For Us? (0)
- 24: Apart from Workplace Safety, the 8-Hour Work Day, Minimum Wage, Vacation & Health Benefits, What Has The Union Ever Done For Us? (1)
- 10: Presidential Approval Ratings (1)
- 09: Live from Cairo: Humour in Tahrir Sq. (0)
- 09: Live from Cairo: Humour in Tahrir Sq. (1)
January 2011
- 29: DATE of the Union 2011 (0)
December 2010
November 2010
October 2010
- 26: DC Comedy: After the Rally/March, Laugh at ‘Planet Washington’ (1)
- 26: DC Comedy: After the Rally/March, Laugh at ‘Planet Washington’ (4)
- 21: Roll Call Lauds Roast of Eleanor Holmes Norton! (3)
- 13: 33 Chilean Gold Miners Rescued! Crowds Amazed as 34th Emerges – bin Laden! DC's Golddiggers the Salahis Join Welcoming Crowd (0)
- 13: 33 Chilean Gold Miners Rescued! Crowds Amazed as 34th Emerges – bin Laden! DC’s Golddiggers the Salahis Join Welcoming Crowd (1)
- 13: White House Chief of Staff Resigns: A Farewell to ‘Rahms’ or "Rahm, We Hardly @#%&! Knew Ye!" (0)
- 13: White House Chief of Staff Resigns: A Farewell to ‘Rahms’ or “Rahm, We Hardly @#%&! Knew Ye!” (6)
September 2010
- 24: SNL, PW Feature Dr Palin and MiniMe O'Donnell — MiniMe! Stop Dabbling in Frickin Witchcraft! (0)
- 24: SNL, PW Feature Dr Palin and MiniMe O’Donnell — MiniMe! Stop Dabbling in Frickin Witchcraft! (2)
- 22: 2010: What the Best Numbers Crunchers Think (6)
- 10: Red Zone Politics: Sports & Politics with Ken Rynne, political guy (0)
- 10: Red Zone Politics: Sports & Politics with Ken Rynne, political guy (3)
- 08: The ‘Past Has Been Torched’ By A New Generation (2)
August 2010
- 25: Obama Stimulus Added 4.8 million Jobs Apl-June, Prevented Meltdown, Helped Muslims! (5)
- 12: Hexagon Foundation, Planet Washington's Ken Rynne To Roast Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) (0)
- 12: Hexagon Foundation, Planet Washington’s Ken Rynne To Roast Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) (23)
- 05: Oh Oh Elena Kagan! (8)
- 05: American University: "Let the Eagles Soar!' – John Ashcroft (0)
- 05: American University: “Let the Eagles Soar!’ – John Ashcroft (5)
- 05: College Tour: Following W from Yale to Y'all (0)
- 05: College Tour: Following W from Yale to Y’all (4)
- 05: College Tour: Georgetown – We Put the Ho! Ho! in Hoyas! (2)
- 05: The Cambridge Forum “Bringing people together to talk again.” JK Rowling, Ralph Nader, and Planet Washington! (0)
- 04: Planet Washington @ White House Chronicle (2)
- 04: You Love Us, You Really Do! (audience reactions) (2)
- 03: Valerie Plame, Joe Wilson "Fair Game" for Planet Washington (0)
- 03: Valerie Plame, Joe Wilson “Fair Game” for Planet Washington (1)
- 03: Lobbyist Jack Abramoff's Planet Washington "Payoff" (0)
- 03: Lobbyist Jack Abramoff’s Planet Washington “Payoff” (6)
- 03: Maureen Dowd Battles Congressman "Bud Noir" (0)
- 03: Maureen Dowd Battles Congressman “Bud Noir” (4)
- 03: Today Show’s John Palmer Interviews Ken Rynne (0)
July 2010
- 17: The Heat Is On!!! (1) Stay Hydrated (2) Check Your Unit (3) Repeat (1)
- 06: "Shot Heard Round The World" – A Minuteman's Amazing Eyewitness Account (0)
- 06: “Shot Heard Round The World” – A Minuteman’s Amazing Eyewitness Account (5)
June 2010
- 29: Oh, Elena Kagan! (1)
- 24: Showdown! Wall Street vs. Pennsylvania Ave (2)
- 17: Arizona: The Borderline Musical! (0)
- 17: The Peasants ARE Revolting (5)
- 17: Charity Begins @ Home (4)
- 17: "Ask not what your country can do for BP" (0)
- 17: “Ask not what your country can do for BP” (0)
- 15: USA Today loves us! (1)
- 12: New Comcast Cable Show: RED ZONE POLITICS with guest Planet Washington's Ken Rynne …………(like a McLaughlin Group for Gen-Xers) (0)
- 12: New Comcast Cable Show: RED ZONE POLITICS with guest Planet Washington’s Ken Rynne …………(like a McLaughlin Group for Gen-Xers) (0)
- 10: Book Launch: What's Next? Follow Your Passion and Find Your Dream Job (0)
- 01: Al & Tipper Gore Separate – Supreme Ct Awards Divorce to Bush (0)
- 01: Al & Tipper Gore Separate – Supreme Ct Awards Divorce to Bush (8)
- 01: What is so rare as a day in June? (3)
May 2010
- 29: Memorial Day: Honor the Dead, America's "Unfinished Work" (0)
- 29: Memorial Day: Honor the Dead, America’s “Unfinished Work” (6)
- 27: WEBR Radio Interview Link: Laugh with Red Zone Politics 5/5/10 (1)
- 27: WEBR Radio Interview: Red Zone Politics, Who's Your Daddy? 5/26/10 (0)
- 26: No Soda Left Behind: Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, & Coke (0)
- 26: No Soda Left Behind: Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, & Coke (1)
- 26: The National Archives Experience (5)
- 26: Don't Mess With Texas (Textbooks) (0)
- 26: Don’t Mess With Texas (Textbooks) (2)
- 25: Arizona: Borderline (0)
- 19: Pop Quiz @ McGinty’s Saturday 5/22 (0)
- 19: Pop Quiz @ McGinty’s Saturday 5/22 (1)
- 19: New Website! (1)
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