Ken’s ‘Home for the Holidays’ Parody
Oh! The Homeland is safe for the holidays
Cause no matter how far away your fete
When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze
For the holidays there’s not a “specific & credible threat”
I met a man who lives in Tennessee, and he was headin’ for,
Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie
From Pennsylvania folks are travellin’
Down to Dixie’s sunny shore,
From Atlantic to Pacific,
Gee the gun sales are terrific!
Oh! The Homeland is safe for the holidays,
‘Cause no matter how far away your fete
When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze,
For the holidays there’s not a “specific & credible threat”
For the holidays — so far – there is no threat.
Merry Christmas & Kevlar vests to all!
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