NSA: No Such Agency

The Guardian (UK) Newspaper reports that the US National Security Agency (NSA) has been monitoring the time, duration, and other characteristics of cell phone calls of all Verizon customers in the United States.

Planet Washington: When news breaks, we fix it.

NSA walks into a bar.
Bartender: “Got a new joke for you.”
NSA: “Heard it.”

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