EXCLUSIVE: Real Reason Pope Quit

(Vatican City) — As His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI left the Vatican for the last time as Pope, he explained that he had finally read all the early Christian documents including those previously cited as the basis for “celibate” priests. “What they said was “celebRate” NOT celibate – there was an “r” in it. So, that’s it. Adios!”

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