Minimal Carbon Footprint Transportation Carol

Sleigh Ride! A Holiday Parody by Ken Rynne
for fellow energy wonks

Dashing through the snow, In a one-horse open sleigh;
O’er the fields we go, Laughing all the way.
Bells on bobtail ring, Making spirits bright;
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.

Oh! jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way;
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh. Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way;
We can’t afford to fuel our car, so we’re freezing in this sleigh.
We can’t afford to fuel our car, so we’re freezing in this sleigh. Hey!
(fueled by hay!)

Merry Mileage and Happy Hydrocarbons
from Planet Washington
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