The Battle Hymn of Black Friday: Walmart

There’s just one place that has everything under one roof – camping, firearms, fighting, line-cutting, and low low prices! It’s big enough to support an entire manufacturing economy – China’s! And it’s now or soon will be just around the corner from your local — Starbuck’s! It’s Twinkie Capitalism with a smily face! The United States of Walmart (Parody of Under the Boardwalk). Enjoy! Can we help you?

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