Monthly Archives: July 2012

Parodies

How Your News Is Made – 3 Flavors: PBS, MSNBC, & FOX

…..Professor Ken Rynne of Planet Washington explains to a live audience “How Your News Is Made.” Three flavors: PBS SnoozeHour, MSDNC, and FAUX NEWS.
If it leads…it bleeds. “Breaking News” means BE AFRAID!!! And more lessons from the other side..

Live comedy performance.

College Tour Healing with Humor Parody Videos

How YOUR NEWS Is Made & Our First Term Obama Medley “Barack Obama Superstar”

…..Professor Ken Rynne of Planet Washington explains to a live audience “How Your News Is Made.” Three flavors: PBS SnoozeHour, MSDNC, and FAUX NEWS.
If it leads…it bleeds. “Breaking News” means BE AFRAID!!! And more lessons from years misspent on the Hill.   Also – our first term Obama tribute.

Live comedy performance.

Videos

Mitt: Miss Me Yet?

LIVE PERFORMANCE!!! Planet Washington’s Ken Rynne does it again. Wicked funny parody ‘honoring’ the GOP’s likely nominee for Prez, that dog-loving, wealth-creating, prep school prankster Mitt Romney to the tune of “That’s Amore.” (“When the moon hits your eye — so you offer to BUY!” That’s Mitt Romney!”) Former Hill aide and lawyer Ken Rynne ‘splains DC in hilarious – often true – stories and wicked funny songs. Like Jon Stewart’s Daily Show…with great music and Hill experience.

That’s Mitt Romney   Parody of That’s Amore By Ken Rynne

In politics where gold is king/
When boy meets nomination here’s what they sing:/

When the Moon hits your eye / so you offer to BUY! /That’s Mitt Romney
When your eyes always shine / though you never drink wine /That’s Mitt Romney

Cash box rings / ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling/ he “Bain of Your Existence”
Positions ‘Steep,’ / tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay/ With Tea Party assistance.

When you’ve more than one house/ and a stay at home spouse/ That’s Mitt Romney.When some income they miss/ cause your banker is Swiss/ You’re in dough.

When you’re biggest “quote” goof, is a dog on the roof?!?!?!?!/ well excuuuuuse me!!! Come November, next fall/ Who’d ‘outsource’ Democrats all?/ That’s Mitt Romney!

Romney / Exxon 2012 – Hey, Corporations Are People Too!

Rave Reviews

"Ken’s genius is evident" – R.J. McCooey, 1789 Restaurant / The Tombs


“Ken’s genius is evident when he is doing what he was born to do: performing the parody songs he has written purely for your enjoyment.

It is always a pleasure for me to experience Ken’s relevant and intelligent entertainment.”


Richard McCooey, Chairman & CEO, Persona, Inc., founder of the 1789 Restaurant & The Tombs Restaurant, consultant, Clyde’s Restaurant Group.

Congressman Bud Noir Parodies Radio

Garrison Keillor (Guy Noir, Private Eye) Meets Ken Rynne (Bud Noir, Member of Congress)

Planet Washington’s Ken Rynne (Bud Noir, Member of Congress) and A Prairie Home Companion’s Garrison Keillor (Guy Noir, Private Eye), no relation, met and swapped stories in a Noir Summit Saturday at a sold-out performance at Wolftrap. A peak experience for A Prairie Home Companion fan!!!