The 1% Solution: That’s Mitt Romney!

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That’s Mitt Romney
Parody of That’s Amore
By Ken Rynne

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In politics where gold is king/
When boy meets nomination here’s what they sing:/

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When the Moon hits your eye / so you offer to BUY!
That’s Mitt Romney
When your eyes always shine / though you never drink wine
That’s Mitt Romney

Cash box rings / ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
The “Bain of Your Existence”
Positions ‘Steep,’ / tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
With Tea Party assistance.

When you’ve more than one house
and a stay at home spouse
That’s Mitt Romney.

When some income they miss
cause your banker is Swiss
You’re in dough.

When you’re biggest “quote” goof,
is a dog on the roof (?!)
well excuuuuuse me!!!

Come November, next fall
Who’d ‘outsource’ Democrats all?
That’s Mitt Romney!

Romney / Exxon 2012 – Corporations Are People Too!

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