Service No Secret: Columbia's Got Talent!

No laughing matter when the president’s security detail is compromised by a comely ‘escort’ after one agent quibbles over the price. BUTT we vow here when news breaks, we fix it…so, as Joan Wilder might say (Romancing the Stone), “Blame it on Cartegena!”

And Cartegena officials are upset that their good reputation has been impugned by the incident. One only hopes the Cartegena Chamber of Cartel Commerce bounces back as the Original Drug Capital of South America.

Secret Service Man
Parody of “Secret Agent Man”
By Ken Rynne

There’s a man who leads a life of danger.
Behind those cool ray bans, he stays a stranger.
Wherever POTUS goes, He’s there before he shows.
He makes it safe today, for him tomorrow.

Secret Service man
Secret Service man
They’ve given you a mission,
and sent you on a plane.

Beware of pretty faces that you find.
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.
Oh, be careful what you say. You’ll give scheduling away.
Odds are you’ll be sober by tomorrow.

Secret Service man
Secret Service man
They’ve given you an Uzzi,
and a phony road trip name.

Swingin’ in San Salvador, one day
and swinging in Cartegena the next day.
About exchange rates you’re not hip. You should have left a tip.
This might just hit the fan at home tomorrow.

Secret Service man
Secret Service man
She quoted you her number,
But you weren’t thinking with your brain!

She quoted you her price
But you weren’t thinking with your brain!

“once I had a secret love/ but my secret love’s no secret anymore!”

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