Monthly Archives: April 2012

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Citing Success of 'Beer Summit,' Bo Obama and Seamus Romney Propose 'Dog Summit.' Pets No Longer 'Fair Game.' Sarah MacLachlan Invited to Perform.

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Citing Success of ‘Beer Summit,’ Bo Obama and Seamus Romney Propose ‘Dog Summit.’ Pets No Longer ‘Fair Game.’ Sarah MacLachlan Invited to Perform.

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Jimmy Kimmel 'Outs' Celebrity Icons!

Late Night Funnyman Jimmy Kimmel was criticized today by the Human Rights Campaign, the BLT Alliance, and Nabisco for claiming during an otherwise lame performance at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Saturday night that Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich was the son of gay parents – whom Kimmel identified as the Michelin Man and the Sta-Puft Man.
Neither corporate icon was available for comment. Butt Gingrich, characteristically, would not stop talking.

In Austin, Texas, Governor Rick Perry added his two cents, “They insulted Newt? Hell. it’s even worse to be ignored! Hello?”

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Jimmy Kimmel ‘Outs’ Celebrity Icons!

Late Night Funnyman Jimmy Kimmel was criticized today by the Human Rights Campaign, the BLT Alliance, and Nabisco for claiming during an otherwise lame performance at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Saturday night that Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich was the son of gay parents – whom Kimmel identified as the Michelin Man and the Sta-Puft Man.
Neither corporate icon was available for comment. Butt Gingrich, characteristically, would not stop talking.

In Austin, Texas, Governor Rick Perry added his two cents, “They insulted Newt? Hell. it’s even worse to be ignored! Hello?”

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Shake After Primary: The All-New Mitt Romney For Fall 2012!

(April 25) – An NPR radio story reported that with his 5 primary wins this week, Mitt Romney has clinched the GOP nomination and (with not even a hint of irony) will now ‘redefine’ himself for the electorate.

As another automotive industry man, W’s Chief-of-Staff Andy Card, once said, you don’t roll out the new product until the fall.

Or as Etch A Sketch fans might say, Shake after Primary.

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It Couldn't Get Worse Dept. Secret Service Scandal! Sarah Palin's Opinion (at last!)


Secret Service Carousing Overseas: Unprofessional.
Refusing to Pay Prevailing Wage For Services Rendered: Cheap.
Affording Sarah Palin More Airtime: UNFORGIVEABLE.

The longest 15 minutes on record…and who was her running mate again?

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It Couldn’t Get Worse Dept. Secret Service Scandal! Sarah Palin’s Opinion (at last!)


Secret Service Carousing Overseas: Unprofessional.
Refusing to Pay Prevailing Wage For Services Rendered: Cheap.
Affording Sarah Palin More Airtime: UNFORGIVEABLE.

The longest 15 minutes on record…and who was her running mate again?

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Presidential Inquiry Into Secret Service Shenanigans


Columbian Hookers?

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And Then There Were 2 – Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign: Vows to Rise Again In 3 Days

Breaking News Alert
SANTORUM SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN:
VOWS TO RISE AGAIN IN THREE DAYS!!!

Santorum Suspends His Campaign, 2 Disciples Say

… Rick Santorum the Blessed is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination on Tuesday, according to two disciples with knowledge of his plans.

Mr. Santorum is due to make the announcement near his birthplace Bethlehem, PA. He attend a wedding last night where he turned wine into water, and made one blind man lame by several accounts. Rumors of a relationship with Mary Magdalene, a supporter, were discounted by campaign disciples. Insiders suggest that He expected to be crucified at the polls.

The decision abruptly ends his quest for the Republican presidential nomination after weeks in which his campaign struggled to compete with Mitt Romney Inc’s well-financed, highly-organized campBain corporation.

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EXCLUSIVE: ROMNEY NAMES RUNNING MATE