'Blessed' Rick Santorum Performs Second Miracle: Turns Blind Man Lame. Advances toward Sainthood!

He’s winning insignificant primaries!
He’s blessing children!
He’s arriving in a Pope-mobile!!!
He’s Rick Santorum!
The only candidate with a Campaign Hymn!!!

Salve Santorum!
Parody of “Hail Holy Queen”
Traditional Catholic Hymn “Salve Regina”
c.1080 St. Anselm… of Lucca or St. Bernard (WOOF!)
also updated in Sister Act. c 2012 Ken Rynne

He is Cath’lic, He’s conservative,
Rick Santorum
From the Quaker State, but full of love.
Rick Santorum.
Gingrich looks like a cherubim
Romney thinks he’s the seraphim
Rick’s campaign has its own hymn
Salve, salve, salve Santorum!
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Our hope in sorrow and in woe
Oh, oh, oh Santorum
Triumph over Gingrich, Rick (Cherubim)
Sing with us Beat Romney, Rick (Seraphim)
When Rick gets mad he’s such a…pain (like McCain)
Salve, salve, salve, Santorum
Salve Santorum (wa, oh, oh)
Salve Santorum

Hear it Live soon! As Rick turns water into whine!

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