Monthly Archives: March 2012

Parodies

'Blessed' Rick Santorum Performs Second Miracle: Turns Blind Man Lame. Advances toward Sainthood!

He’s winning insignificant primaries!
He’s blessing children!
He’s arriving in a Pope-mobile!!!
He’s Rick Santorum!
The only candidate with a Campaign Hymn!!!

Salve Santorum!
Parody of “Hail Holy Queen”
Traditional Catholic Hymn “Salve Regina”
c.1080 St. Anselm… of Lucca or St. Bernard (WOOF!)
also updated in Sister Act. c 2012 Ken Rynne

He is Cath’lic, He’s conservative,
Rick Santorum
From the Quaker State, but full of love.
Rick Santorum.
Gingrich looks like a cherubim
Romney thinks he’s the seraphim
Rick’s campaign has its own hymn
Salve, salve, salve Santorum!
***
Our hope in sorrow and in woe
Oh, oh, oh Santorum
Triumph over Gingrich, Rick (Cherubim)
Sing with us Beat Romney, Rick (Seraphim)
When Rick gets mad he’s such a…pain (like McCain)
Salve, salve, salve, Santorum
Salve Santorum (wa, oh, oh)
Salve Santorum

Hear it Live soon! As Rick turns water into whine!

Funny Stuff Parody

‘Blessed’ Rick Santorum Performs Second Miracle: Turns Blind Man Lame. Advances toward Sainthood!

He’s winning insignificant primaries!
He’s blessing children!
He’s arriving in a Pope-mobile!!!
He’s Rick Santorum!
The only candidate with a Campaign Hymn!!!

Salve Santorum!
Parody of “Hail Holy Queen”
Traditional Catholic Hymn “Salve Regina”
c.1080 St. Anselm… of Lucca or St. Bernard (WOOF!)
also updated in Sister Act. c 2012 Ken Rynne

He is Cath’lic, He’s conservative,
Rick Santorum
From the Quaker State, but full of love.
Rick Santorum.
Gingrich looks like a cherubim
Romney thinks he’s the seraphim
Rick’s campaign has its own hymn
Salve, salve, salve Santorum!
***
Our hope in sorrow and in woe
Oh, oh, oh Santorum
Triumph over Gingrich, Rick (Cherubim)
Sing with us Beat Romney, Rick (Seraphim)
When Rick gets mad he’s such a…pain (like McCain)
Salve, salve, salve, Santorum
Salve Santorum (wa, oh, oh)
Salve Santorum

Hear it Live soon! As Rick turns water into whine!

Parodies

Romney Toy Gaffe 'Etched' in History!

Gaffe: noun, a slip of the truth. – Ken Rynne

News: Yesterday, a senior Romney adviser went on CNN and seemed to suggest that Mr. Romney’s conservative positions in the primary season could change like an Etch A Sketch drawing.

“I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign,” Eric Fehrnstrom, a longtime adviser to Mr. Romney, said in response to a question about pivoting to a matchup with Mr. Obama and appealing to moderate swing voters. “Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all over again.”

The reference to a children’s drawing toy that erases the last image with a simple shake immediately fed attacks from Mr. Romney’s rivals that he was an untrustworthy standard-bearer for the conservative cause.

We Fix It: If it has the ring of truth – it may be a lasting image through November.  Meanwhile sales of Etch A Sketch and the stock price of its manufacturer Ohio Art have soared. Frankly, we think more toy-related gaffes are just what this campaign needs — bring on other clasics like “Operation” (health care), “Battleship” (defense), and for the big match up in November 2012, “Rock Em Sock ‘Em Robots.”

Funny Stuff Healing with Humor

Romney Toy Gaffe ‘Etched’ in History!

Gaffe: noun, a slip of the truth. – Ken Rynne

News: Yesterday, a senior Romney adviser went on CNN and seemed to suggest that Mr. Romney’s conservative positions in the primary season could change like an Etch A Sketch drawing.

“I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign,” Eric Fehrnstrom, a longtime adviser to Mr. Romney, said in response to a question about pivoting to a matchup with Mr. Obama and appealing to moderate swing voters. “Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all over again.”

The reference to a children’s drawing toy that erases the last image with a simple shake immediately fed attacks from Mr. Romney’s rivals that he was an untrustworthy standard-bearer for the conservative cause.

We Fix It: If it has the ring of truth – it may be a lasting image through November.  Meanwhile sales of Etch A Sketch and the stock price of its manufacturer Ohio Art have soared. Frankly, we think more toy-related gaffes are just what this campaign needs — bring on other clasics like “Operation” (health care), “Battleship” (defense), and for the big match up in November 2012, “Rock Em Sock ‘Em Robots.”