When Muammar Met Condi

BREAKING (CREEPY) NEWS: Photo Album of Condi Found in Gaddafi’s Lair.  Among the many bizarre items uncovered as Libyan rebels ransacked Muammar Gaddafi’s Tripoli compound: an album filled with photos of former U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

The discovery was perhaps not surprising given Gaddafi’s much-professed admiration of the former U.S. Secretary of State, MSNBC is noting. “I support my darling black African woman,” Gaddafi told al-Jazeera television in 2007, according to The Guardian.

“I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders…Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. I love her very much. I admire her and I’m proud of her because she’s a black woman of African origin.”

WE FIX IT!  He may be a tyrant, a despot, and a creep – but he has a good eye for the classy lady who warned us about yhose threatening mushroom clouds!!!  I remember her dalliance with the foreign minister of Canadia….lik it was just yesterday…

Condoleeza (Parody of Mona Lisa)

Condoleeza condoleeza / George Bush named you / To be the first of diplomats at State

Is it only cause you’re lonely / they have blamed you? / For that dominatrix cadence in your gait?

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Condoleeza? / Or is this your diplomatic way to hide?

Many suitors have been brought to Foggy Bottom/ They just lie there / and they die there

Are you warm, are you real, Condoleeza? / Or just a Ferragamo-sporting work of art?

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Now they say a foreign minister you’re seeing

Will Canadian bacon “cure” / your lonely heart?

Will you now expand bilateral relations / Canoodling on weekends, and vacations,

Are you warm, are you real Condoleeza, /   Or just a pianoforte playing worl of art?

Condoleeza?  Condoleeza?

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