BREAKING (CREEPY) NEWS: Photo Album of Condi Found in Gaddafi’s Lair. Among the many bizarre items uncovered as Libyan rebels ransacked Muammar Gaddafi’s Tripoli compound: an album filled with photos of former U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.
The discovery was perhaps not surprising given Gaddafi’s much-professed admiration of the former U.S. Secretary of State, MSNBC is noting. “I support my darling black African woman,” Gaddafi told al-Jazeera television in 2007, according to The Guardian.
“I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders…Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. I love her very much. I admire her and I’m proud of her because she’s a black woman of African origin.”
WE FIX IT! He may be a tyrant, a despot, and a creep – but he has a good eye for the classy lady who warned us about yhose threatening mushroom clouds!!! I remember her dalliance with the foreign minister of Canadia….lik it was just yesterday…
Condoleeza (Parody of Mona Lisa)
Is it only cause you’re lonely / they have blamed you? / For that dominatrix cadence in your gait?
Do you smile to tempt a lover, Condoleeza? / Or is this your diplomatic way to hide?
Many suitors have been brought to Foggy Bottom/ They just lie there / and they die there
Are you warm, are you real, Condoleeza? / Or just a Ferragamo-sporting work of art?
Now they say a foreign minister you’re seeing
Will Canadian bacon “cure” / your lonely heart?
Will you now expand bilateral relations / Canoodling on weekends, and vacations,
Are you warm, are you real Condoleeza, / Or just a pianoforte playing worl of art?