News: A Congressman is accused of tweeting a lewd photo. He claims his Twitter account has been hacked into. He has not said the photo is not him. Whatever the truth, Planet Washington offers this sound advice:
When news breaks, We Fix It
Love Letters & Sweet Nothings 2.0
(“Oscar Meyer Song” Parody)
If you ever send a picture of your ‘weiner’
To that special Tweet-heart for to see
You prob’ly should not send it when you Tweet her
Cause everyone your weiner might then see
oh everyone your weiner will then see
And a ‘weiner’ is what you turn out to be.
Hold the Mayo! – Andrew Breitheartless
Tweet This! Fact: House Budget Chair Cong Paul Ryan worked one sumemer for Oscar Meyer and got to drive the Weinermobile. True Fact.