DC's Newest Monument: The Great Philanderers

POLITICO Nails it! After a week in which the Senate Ethics Committee issued a report on Nevada Senator Ensign’s adultery and California Governor Schwartzaneger acknowledged his adultery, the latest in a long bipartisan line of men thinking with their ‘staffs.’

POLITICO’S graphic editorialist M. WUERKING of Wuerking Drawing, nailed it!

A new statue on the Capital Mall of a man signaling thumbs-up, all is well, with his head up his, ah, [hint: 3 across, where a proctologist works], on the Mall, with the names Clinton, Gingrich, Edwards, Spitzer, Ensign, Schwa- visible on the base. Caption: One tourist says to another: High Time Washington Built A Monument To It! M. WUERKING!  We @ PLANET WASHINGTON are inspired!

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THE  GREAT PHILANDERER Parody of The Pretender © 2011 Ken Rynne

O YES, I’M THE GREAT PHILAND’RER,/ALL POWERFUL, YES, I’M DOING WELL, / I’M MARRIED, IT’S SICK, BUT I THINK WITH MY – ‘GUT’ /AND MY CRITICS CAN ALL GO TO HELL.

OH YES, I’M THE GREAT PHILAND’RER / ADRIFT IN A WORLD OF MY OWN,/ RULES DON’T APPLY YOU SEE /GEE IT’S GREAT TO BE ME / BUT SINGLE MOMS AND THEIR ‘CHOICE’  – WE CAN’’T CONDONE.

TOO REAL IS THIS FEELING OF MAKE-BELIEVE / TOO REAL WHAT I FEEL TIL, THE MEDIA REVEALS.

OH YES, I’M THE GREAT PHILAND’RER, / SOME SAY THAT MY POWER WILL CORRUPT/ BUT A STATUE YOU SEE / THEY’RE ERECTING TO ME / A BIPARTISAN MALE IN A RUT/ THUMBS-UP, WITH HIS HEAD UP HIS BUTT!

(THE ONLY MONUMENT WITH A LITTLE GIFT SHOP – ‘ON THE SIDE’ – hawking copies of celebrity Marriage Certificates. FOR “MARRIAGERS.” Today’s Special:  Gingrich’s 3  marriage certificates for the price of 1). Marriage = One Man + One Woman (at One Time).  iTunes: Duet Arnold Schwarzenegger & IMF’s Dominique Strauss-Kahn “Everybody ought to have a Maid,” from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.

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