Oh, Elena Kagan!


Parody of “Oh, Pretty Woman”

by Ken Rynne

See, Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, 510 U.S. 569 (1994) established that a commercial parody can qualify as fair use of copyrighted material. (The “Pretty Woman” case)

“Pretty Woman” Julia Roberts is sooo 1990.  Today’s woman is sexy smart!  Obama’s latest Supreme Court nominee was on everyone’s short list.  And now we see why…

Elena Kagan, walking down the street

ELENA KAGAN, just above 4 feet 


I don’t believe you, you’re not the truth

No one could BE AS…wicked SMART — as you


ELENA KAGAN, won’t you pardon me

ELENA KAGAN, I could not help see


That your IQ / is high as / can be

Are you NERDY just like me


ELENA KAGAN, stop a while

ELANA KAGAN, talk a while

ELENA, read your talking points to me

ELENA KAGAN , yeah yeah yeah

ELENA KAGAN, look my way

ELENA KAGAN, say you’ll concur with me

‘Cause I need you, I’ll treat you right

Come with me baby, grant cert. tonight

Elena Kagan, don’t walk on by

Elena Kagan, don’t make me cry

Elena Kagan, don’t walk away, hey…okay

If that’s the way it must be, okay

I guess I’ll go on home, it’s late

There’ll be tomorrow night, but wait

What do I see

Is “shorty” walking back to me

Yeah, she’s walking back to me

Oh, oh, Elena Kagan!

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