Hil: Arizona can’t just legislate in foreign affairs and immigration law!
AZ Citizenship Quiz
For County Sheriffs catching suspects – like sentry posts during WWII – “Who is Joe Dimagio?” “Rita Heyworth?
We have obtained an Arizona County Sheriffs spot “citizenship quiz” – sure to identify real Americans: 1. We all know Senator John McCain. Who is Arizona’s OTHER Senator? 2. How many homes does John McCain own? 6 5 10 3. John McCain is a Maverick. True or False.
Teach Your Children Well
Arizonans may know what they’re doing. If the Navajo had stepped up THEIR homeland security – they would still own Phoenix and John McCain would be a pit boss at the Lucky Cowpoke Casino!
Set it to music!
Arizona – The Borderline Musical
ARIZONA (PARODY OF Oklahoma!) Lyrics by OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN II Music by RICHARD RODGERS Parody by KEN RYNNE
ARIZONA, WHERE YOUR LIFE CAN BE A LIVING HELL
IF YOUR NAME’S JOSE, AND BY THE WAY
THEY ARE CLOSING EV’RY TACO BELL!!!
ARIZONA, YOUR APPEARANCE COULD MAKE YOU PRISON BOUND
IF YOU’RE IN A CAR, YOU WON’T GO FAR
IF THEY STOP YOU “DRIVING WHI-LE BROWN!!!”
SAY A-DIOS, TO LIBERTY
THEY CAN STOP YOU LIKE THEY DID IN GERMANY (PAPERS PLEASE!)
THE BILL OF RIGHTS ——HEY – FORGET IT
WELL THEY MIGHT ——–HEY – JUST SHRED IT
SAYIN YOU’RE DOIN FINE ARIZONA
YOU’RE A PUNCH LINE ON LATE NIGHT TV!!!
(German tune: ARIZONA UBER ALLES!!!)