Arizona: Borderline

NEWS ITEM: The State of Arizona has declared its southern border with Mexico is closed.

If the Feds won’t do it, Arizona sure will.

We have obtained an Arizona County Sheriffs spot “citizenship quiz” – sure to identify real Americans:

1. We all know Senator John McCain.  Who is Arizona’s OTHER Senator?

2. How many homes does John McCain own?  6   5  10

3. John McCain is a Maverick.  True or False.

Arizonans may know what they’re doing.

If the Navajo had stepped up THEIR homeland security –

  • they would still own Phoenix
  • and John McCain would be a pit boss at the Lucky Gringo Casino!

When news breaks – we fix it!  Our fix:

ARIZONA (PARODY OF Oklahoma!)

Lyrics by OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN II
Music by RICHARD RODGERS Parody by KEN RYNNE

ARIZONA, WHERE YOUR LIFE CAN BE A LIVING HELL

IF YOUR NAME’S JOSE, AND BY THE WAY

THEY ARE CLOSING EV’RY TACO BELL!!!

ARIZONA, YOUR APPEARANCE COULD MAKE YOU PRISON BOUND

IF YOU’RE IN A CAR, YOU WON’T GO FAR

IF THEY STOP YOU “DRIVING WHI-LE  BROWN!!!”

SAY A-DIOS, TO LIBERTY

THEY CAN STOP YOU LIKE THEY DID IN GERMANY

(PAPERS PLEASE!)

THE BILL OF RIGHTS ——HEY – FORGET IT

WELL THEY MIGHT ——–HEY – JUST SHRED IT

SAYIN YOU’RE DOIN FINE ARIZONA

YOU’RE A PUNCH LINE ON LATE NIGHT TV!!!

ARIZONA UBER ALLES!!!

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